That your girlfriend tied you up and beat you just a bit too hard <_<
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?...28&page=1&pp=20 (http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=446928&page=1&pp=20)
Infamy, Infamy, she's got it Infamy!! :D :D
think i got a bit of secutary coming next week ;)
t00t
secateurs? eek.
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I like this bit the best...
"I dunno how much more details you need but I was tied face down on the bed and was expecting something a little more sensual to be honest then she started lashing me across my a*rse!"
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"Lying face down and expecting something sensual" .............mmmmm now is that just a bit strange in itself.
QuoteOld 04 August 2005, 15:16
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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