lifted from a mail
Who was the first person to look at a cow
and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly
things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that
chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next
thing that comes out of its TANGO".
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable
oil is made from vegetables, then what is
baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated
by a mouse?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's in your TANGO?
Does pushing the lift button more than once
make it arrive faster?