Dead Men Walking

Thought I would start putting up some awards/badges/ribbons that better reflected the type of play from BIG & DMW...Please feel free to suggest some - via private message - and I'll do the artwork.

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To save on dMw server space I have now moved the ribbon collection to the following page: Ranger's alternative BF2 ribbons (http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/arena/bf2/awards/)

From now on I will only display the most recent ribbon here! Cheers!  ;)
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LATEST RIBBONS:

Kamakaze Award

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/kamakaze.png)
 

• 1 or more instances of taking out enemy by sacificing own life (whether by intent or by accident!)

Unlucky Spawn Award (2nd Class)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/unlucky.png)
 

• 2 or more instances of spawning within a group of enemy soldiers - OR
• 2 or more instances of spawning in the middle of a firefight, between the two teams

[/list]The 'No Surrender' - Turn-Around Award

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/nosurrender.png)
 

• Refusing to accept that the game is lost and bringing the match back from the last flag to a glorious win!

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I'm going for this badge tonight.  :roflmao:

Nice one mate.

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Brilliant, just brilliant :D

The Golden Jobby & Cluster

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/jobby.gif)

· 15 minutes seriously crap play

PLUS

· 2 or more instances of pressing the wrong key in a firefight and you find yourself holding a mine instead of your rifle - then you get shot

OR

· 2 or more instances of reversing over your team-mate who is trying to repair your vehicle

OR

· 2 or more instances of crashing a fully loaded Blackhawk on TAKE-OFF

Stop it you're killing me

 :roflmao:  :lmfao:  :roflmao:  :lmfao:  :roflmao:

Nice one that's great  :roflmao:

How about this Ranger - Could be awarded if you see the UAV, a yeti and a flying saucer in the same round (merrydown optional) :D

Flying pig medal
(http://www.hull.ac.uk/psychology/flying-pig.jpg)

 :narnar:

Right, can you BIG lot bugger off again. Your making the ol' place all lively and fun again.

QuoteOriginally posted by Ranger@Aug 25 2005, 03:38 PM
The Golden Jobby & Cluster

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/jobby.gif)

· 15 minutes seriously crap play

 :lmfao:

QuoteOriginally posted by BIG-9Slice@Aug 25 2005, 05:43 PM
Nice one that's great :roflmao:

How about this Ranger - Could be awarded if you see the UAV, a yeti and a flying saucer in the same round (merrydown optional) :D

Flying pig medal
 :narnar:

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Ranger and 9Slice you have some awesome ideas..  :lmfao:

QuoteOriginally posted by delanvital@Aug 25 2005, 10:14 PM
Ranger and 9Slice you have some awesome ideas.. :lmfao:

[post=92766]Quoted post[/post]

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Just cooking up some more - with two 'requests'.

I think I will eventually make up a web page to put them on - and link to it from this thread. Save people trawling down the posts...

OR...

Maybe the very nice dMw web Captain would like to pop them up somewhere central...

I'm sure other BF2ers would find this amusing, and if we put the link on some other BF2 forums you might get some more recruits.

Just an idea.

 ;)

[Request from Hippy - he wanted a ribbon that was 'Like, just for him, man. Because - you know - all this award stuff, is like, um, really heavy dude. And, you know, there are no losers, because we are all winners, man.']

Distinguished Order of Partisipation without Expectation (DOPE)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/hippy.png)

* 1 round of 'like just being there man'

PLUS

* 1 or more instances of 'you know - like - just not getting too heavy, dude'

OR

* 1 or more instance of 'just standing there and taking the time to look at the clouds and the flowers, man'

I don't think we should leave out those lovely gentlemen who like to think every vehicle in the game is thier personal transportation...

So for these lovely fellows I have made the following ribbon:

The Wankers Award for Transportation Selfishness (TWATS)

(Also known as the 'Brass Knob'*)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/rod.png)

* 1 round of unadulterated, self-serving twatishness of the highest order

PLUS

* Multiple instances of leaving team-mates on the helipad or at the side of the road when it is obvious they need transportation

OR

* 1 or more instances of taking off in an attack helicopter with no gunner

OR

* 1 or more instances of waiting at a base for ages until the vehicle they want spawns instead of supporting thier team-mates at the front

OR

* 1 or more instances of taking thier vehicle to some quiet corner of the map to spawn-camp so they rack up thier score, when thier vehicle is needed elsewhere to support thier team-mate

God bless 'em!

 :ranting:

*Note: Knob not to scale - as these guys are obviously highly knob-deficient

WE all know someone who deserves this one!

Médaille pour être un Bâtard Chanceux

(Or the 'Jammy Dodger')

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/clover.png)

* Displaying repeated and outrageous fortune in the face of overwhelming odds - PLUS
* 1 or more instance of surviving a direct bombardment by running round like a headless chicken while everyone and everything else is getting plastered -OR
* 1 or more instance of surviving a direct helicopter attack on thier tank without so much as a scratch and then taking the chopper down with one shot - OR
* 1 or more instance of reversing thier vehicle during a flag capture only to randomly run over someone who just C4ing them without actually meaning to!

(Or similar very annoying escapes!)

The Golden Hedgehog

For moronic vehicular self-kills

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/hedgehog.png)

* Multiple instances of running self over with own vehicle by jumping out without stopping jeep/truck/APC/Tank first! - OR
* 1 or more instances of reversing to pick up mate and running them over by mistake

And mini version for signatures:

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/hedgehog_mini.png)

:lmfao: Superb.

Keep 'em coming.

Can't wait to see if you do a badge for the game we just played against each other.

'Sneaky Git' award?

:D

This isn't funny - just thought there should be an award for this:

Citation for Underhand & Nasty Tactics

(Let you work out the acronym!)  ;)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/campers.png)

* 2 or more instances of camping or spawn-raping in 1 round

Note: Depending on your view, thios may be a ribbon you want or you don't want!

The Old Bloke Award for Dodery Tank Driving

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/OLDBLOKE.png)

* Repeated instances of driving tank at 30mph in a 50mph zone
* Multiple instances of driving round and round in circles because driver has forgotten where to go next - PLUS
 * 1 or more instances of having to pull over to go to the toilet because of a weak bladder (and to post some letters)

 ;)  (Only joking!)

QuoteOriginally posted by Ranger@Aug 28 2005, 01:21 AM
The Old Bloke Award for Dodery Tank Driving

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/OLDBLOKE.png)

* Repeated instances of driving tank at 30mph in a 50mph zone
* Multiple instances of driving round and round in circles because driver has forgotten where to go next - PLUS
 * 1 or more instances of having to pull over to go to the toilet because of a weak bladder (and to post some letters)

 ;) (Only joking!)

[post=92955]Quoted post[/post]

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Winner  :thumbsup:

QuoteOriginally posted by Liberator@Aug 27 2005, 10:24 PM
Can't wait to see if you do a badge for the game we just played against each other.

'Sneaky Git' award?

:D

[post=92943]Quoted post[/post]

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[As requested - sneaky git!]

Snake in the Grass - First Class

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/snake.png)

* Mulitple instances of sneaky, dirty, rotten tactics (which you wish you'd thought of first!)

Order of the Soiled Trollies with Skid Mark Clusters

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/pants.png)

* Repeated display of indecision and hesitation under fire - PLUS
* 2 or more instances hiding down quiet alleys or behind hills during a heavy assalt and generally wetting ones pants at the sight of a tank or helicopter

Award for Serial Friendly Kills & Erratic Ridiculousness (ASFKER)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/asfker.png)

* Repeated team killing - OR
* Blindingly stupid behaviour which results in team-members deaths

I'm loving these ranger, keep em coming.

Golden Bat & Dark Glasses Award for Inobservance

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/mines.png)

* Repeated instances of running over team mine, despite big skull and cross-bones
* 1 or more instance of punishing team-member for mine-kill when it was your own damn fault for not seeing the bloody things in the first place!

Harrold Shipman Award for Defibrillator Kills & Revive Raping

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/drdeath.png)
 

• 5 defibrillator kills in 1 round
• 13 revive rape/kills in 1 round

The Kennedy Award for Projectile Attraction

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/magnet.png)
 

• Consistant inability to dodge bullets

(I won this one - 1st Class, with cluster, bar and oak leaves - during last nights game! - As did a few of us I think...)

Full collection: Ranger's alternative BF2 ribbons (http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/arena/bf2/awards/)

The Robert Cocking Award for Parachute Ineptitude

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/chute.png)
 

• 2 or more instances of failing to correctly use parachute key in one round - OR
• 2 or more instances of leaving it too late to open parachute in one round - OR
• 2 or more instances of opening parachute, but then hitting a ledge or other protuberance and the chute closing again resulting in death

(Note: Robert Cocking is officially recorded as the first man in history to die from a parachute accident. He died in 1814 when he became disentangled from a malfunctioning chute and was found in a field at Lee, literally dashed to pieces.)

Full collection: Ranger's alternative BF2 ribbons (http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/arena/bf2/awards/)

Nice stuff.  8)
Do you even work?  :narnar:
Didn't you post that towards me a while ago? ;)

QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Sep 2 2005, 10:05 AM
Do you even work? :narnar:

[post=93596]Quoted post[/post]

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 :D

Yep - but I a good multi-tasker!

Hee hee...

 :narnar:

:roflmao:

I thought I would add these as I found them very funny (or true!)...

They were replies to a ribbons thread I did in another BF2 forum:

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Angry Man Award. By Antaz

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/angry_man_bf2.gif)

In one, or more round(s) player must...

- Curse genericaly at least 5 times using say all or team chat.

- Attempt to race to the nearest jet/chopper, and when beaten to it by another player(s)... Empty a full clip into the vehicle.

- Attemt to get revenge on said players by teamkilling them once or more.

- Stand on runways to deny said players the means to take off.

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The Lag Ribbon By {USI} Zombie

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/lagribbon11gj.jpg)

Requirements
Awarded for multiple instances of extreme lag until killed

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Hee hee...

The Unlucky Spawn Award

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/squish.png)
 

• 1 or more instance of spawning right in front of on-coming traffic

(Alternatively this ribbon can be awarded to team-mates who tea-cake you when you are trying to get into their vehicle!)

Spawning in the middle of an infantry firefight "WTF award" needed.

QuoteOriginally posted by Liberator@Sep 14 2005, 07:03 PM
Spawning in the middle of an infantry firefight "WTF award" needed.

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WTF Award....LMAO!

Oh yes, has to be done!

:)

It wasn't my fault!!!   award

for the times you tea-cake due to

Quote1 or more instance of spawning right in front of on-coming traffic

or similar

summat like Bart's " It wasn't me" :unsure:  ;)

also....

you gotta give Lib an award for avoiding bullets....I'm still chuckling about last weeks game...the 1 where he avoided every bullet & missile from our choppa.....
Then avoided the next lot after we re-supplied...he was bomb proof...we could hear the phut phut of his pistol...hilarious :roflmao:

True git award as in 1337 in CounterStrike? Maybe something with an oscar or so.

Award for Rearward Surreptitious Stabbing (A*R*S*S)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/stabber.png)
 

• 1 or more instances of taking great pleasure from sly and sneaky knife assasinations from the rear

(Dedicated to BIG-Dewey)

Jeez! that one made me look twice :blink:

QuoteOriginally posted by Ranger@Sep 15 2005, 10:17 AM
Award for Rearward Surreptitious Stabbing (A*R*S*S)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/stabber.png)
 

• 1 or more instances of taking great pleasure from sly and sneaky knife assasinations from the rear

(Dedicated to BIG-Dewey)

[post=94895]Quoted post[/post]

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Its the from the rear bit thats worrying me  :blink:

QuoteOriginally posted by BIG-Dewey@Sep 15 2005, 11:03 AM
Its the from the rear bit thats worrying me :blink:

[post=94907]Quoted post[/post]

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Well you did take me from behind!

'Ohhhh, Matron! Nay, thrice, nay!'

 :lol:

Kamakaze Award

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/kamakaze.png)
 

• 1 or more instances of taking out enemy by sacificing own life (whether by intent or by accident!)

Unlucky Spawn Award (2nd Class)

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/unlucky.png)
 

• 2 or more instances of spawning within a group of enemy soldiers - OR
• 2 or more instances of spawning in the middle of a firefight, between the two teams

Ranger, man, you are a genius.

The 'No Surrender' - Turn-Around Award

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/ribbons/nosurrender.png)
 

• Refusing to accept that the game is lost and bringing the match back from the last flag to a glorious win!

QuoteOriginally posted by Blunt@Sep 14 2005, 11:49 PM
you gotta give Lib an award for avoiding bullets....I'm still chuckling about last weeks game...the 1 where he avoided every bullet & missile from our choppa.....
Then avoided the next lot after we re-supplied...he was bomb proof...we could hear the phut phut of his pistol...hilarious :roflmao:

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Yup, an "A-Team" award for the inability of the enemy's bullets and bombs to cause any physical damage at all.  :D