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Forum Archive 2023 => Games of old that no longer float our boat........ => dMw Gaming => Gaming Archive => Battlefield 2 => Topic started by: Ranger on August 30, 2005, 03:13:56 PM

Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Ranger on August 30, 2005, 03:13:56 PM
As there continues to be some strident scepticism among my fellow BIG & dMw colleagues as to my veracity regarding my sightings of the UAV, I have hit upon a plan that should expunge my tarnished reputation as a serious investigator into the BF2 mysteries.

In essence, I propose an expedition â€" not for the faint hearted among you â€" to explore the highest reaches of the great mountains that surround the various BF2 maps.

It is there â€" according to legend- that the rare wild UAV thrives, inhabiting the highest and most inaccessible of cloudy peaks. Here the natives speak of the ‘great silver bird’, which it is said brings with it great misfortune.

I have concocted a full-proof plan to lure the wild UAV from its promontory using a clever devise of my own invention. This mechanism utilises special bait, which the natives tell me that the Great UAV desires more than any other prey…

Marmite on toast.

You will see from my diagram that my plan is both well conceived and irresistible to our quarry!

(http://www.beaty.demon.co.uk/pictures/BF2/uavtrap.png)

I shall publish in this venerable forum the results of my expedition, as well as any adventures that my party and I embark on during our long arduous travels north.

Farewell for now my stout fellows.
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: delanvital on August 30, 2005, 03:38:29 PM
Marmite. It all makes sense now.
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Hippy on August 30, 2005, 03:49:40 PM
QuoteMarmite. It all makes sense now.

It does?
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: CoolHand on August 30, 2005, 03:50:12 PM
I'm in.

Tell me time and place, and I'll dare the wilderness.
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: DuVeL on August 30, 2005, 03:54:09 PM
Do all the BIGfellas have escaped from Loonyville?  :ph34r:  ;)
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: delanvital on August 30, 2005, 04:43:30 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Hippy@Aug 30 2005, 04:49 PM
It does?
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Yes, absolutely.
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Dewey on August 30, 2005, 05:01:54 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Aug 30 2005, 03:54 PM
Do all the BIGfellas have escaped from Loonyville? :ph34r: ;)
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We are all quite normal *squint* its you guys who are weird  :whistle:
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 05:09:41 PM
I can lend you a camel but cannot go personally as I have to be home in time for tea :D
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: target on August 30, 2005, 08:18:29 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Aug 30 2005, 02:54 PM
Do all the BIGfellas have escaped from Loonyville? :ph34r: ;)
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They're from around Hull, I'm not surprised...

ps. I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that









she said so ;)
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 09:15:16 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by target@Aug 30 2005, 07:18 PM
I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that
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They have girls in Hull?  :blink:
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: DuVeL on August 30, 2005, 10:41:19 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by target@Aug 30 2005, 09:18 PM
They're from around Hull, I'm not surprised...

ps. I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that
she said so ;)
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Hull? As in: Fire in the Hull? Ehrm, whole?
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Dewey on August 30, 2005, 11:03:17 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by target@Aug 30 2005, 08:18 PM
They're from around Hull, I'm not surprised...

ps. I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that
she said so ;)
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Which part of Hull is she from? I'm betting West Hull? :)
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Red_Thunder on August 31, 2005, 12:03:07 AM
Ma muther is from "ULL"!
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: target on August 31, 2005, 08:34:23 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by BIG-Dewey+Aug 30 2005, 10:03 PM-->
QUOTE(BIG-Dewey @ Aug 30 2005, 10:03 PM)
Which part of Hull is she from? I'm betting West Hull? :)
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No, she grew up on Bransholme and I'm originally from York - but we now live in East Sussex (where the sun is shining) where she has just finished her 3 year training as a midwife and will soon be gainfully employed  :D

Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Dewey on August 31, 2005, 09:02:20 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by target+Aug 31 2005, 08:34 AM-->
QUOTE(target @ Aug 31 2005, 08:34 AM)
No, she grew up on Bransholme and I'm originally from York - but we now live in East Sussex (where the sun is shining) where she has just finished her 3 year training as a midwife and will soon be gainfully employed :D

Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: DuVeL on August 31, 2005, 09:28:53 AM
QuoteNope, there are still plenty of girls in Hull :)
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Are you sure it are woman?
I have a picture from some females around your place:
(http://www.smitethee.co.uk/LAN5/thumbnails/sexy4_JPG.jpg)
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Dewey on August 31, 2005, 11:11:12 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Aug 31 2005, 09:28 AM
Are you sure it are woman?
I have a picture from some females around your place:
(http://www.smitethee.co.uk/LAN5/thumbnails/sexy4_JPG.jpg)
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Hey DuVel if you want to post pictures of you and your mates thats fine  :narnar:
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Blunt on August 31, 2005, 11:23:33 AM
So the expeditions to Hull eh?

 :blink:
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: Ranger on August 31, 2005, 11:24:07 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by BIG-Dewey@Aug 31 2005, 08:02 AM
Nope, there are still plenty of girls in Hull :)
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Yep...BIG-Dewey is correct - there are plenty of women in Hull...

We have 3 or 4 strip clubs and 4 brothels!!! (And that's before you get to the girls who work down the docks!)...

Plenty of women!

 ;)
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: DuVeL on August 31, 2005, 12:23:45 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by BIG-Dewey@Aug 31 2005, 12:11 PM
Hey DuVel if you want to post pictures of you and your mates thats fine :narnar:
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Those are 2 -=[dMw]=-members @ the LAN.  :narnar:
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: DuVeL on September 05, 2005, 10:27:34 AM
And how is your quest going? Are you still walking with your tinfoil hat on?

(http://horkulated.com/gallery/albums/Agitprop01/tinfoil_hat_wearers_for_bush.jpg)
Title: Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV
Post by: DuVeL on October 13, 2005, 10:58:59 AM
I did found this for you though: Zatar Wedlands:
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6900/screen0082rj.png)
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