Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: TeaLeaf on October 05, 2005, 07:57:13 PM

Title: Close Shave
Post by: TeaLeaf on October 05, 2005, 07:57:13 PM
Answer:  This close! (http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/close-shave-p1.php).

TL.
Title: Close Shave
Post by: Anonymous on October 05, 2005, 07:59:09 PM
Geezus!  :blink:

New pants please?
Title: Close Shave
Post by: DuVeL on October 05, 2005, 08:09:40 PM
Wow, he just put his left leg back an inch...after that I second BB, he walks a bit funny after that as his pants is a bit full... :blink:
Title: Close Shave
Post by: Vincentvega on October 05, 2005, 08:42:28 PM
blinkin flip.......... :ph34r:
Title: Close Shave
Post by: Blunt on October 05, 2005, 11:06:04 PM
he'd be dead in 1.02 :P
Title: Close Shave
Post by: Dingo on October 06, 2005, 02:34:59 AM
Nah, we drive far closer than that in London!! :dribble:  :D  :D
Title: Close Shave
Post by: Cadaver on October 06, 2005, 08:51:13 AM
That was just pure skill - on the part of the pedestrian.

He'd obviously watched 'Enter the Dragon' a few times and was an armchair Wing-chun (sp) Kung Fu master.  Did you see how he fended that car off using a two-handed one-inch punch technique, effectively deflecting all the kinetic energy away from his body...

His doddery exit screen right was purely a cover for his l33t skillz.

Impressive  :whistle:
Title: Close Shave
Post by: Penfold on October 06, 2005, 10:33:36 AM
I must say he did seem rather unfazed by it all !!
Title: Close Shave
Post by: delanvital on October 06, 2005, 12:25:42 PM
With the sunglasses and all... I'd say he takes it very cool!