Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
briefing. "Mr. President, 3 Brazilian soldiers were
killed yesterday".
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible,
terrible news!"
There's silence in the room. Bush's staff sits stunned
at his display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks his Secretary
of Defense "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"