QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Oct 14 2005, 10:02 PM
Can't please al the people all the time :rolleyes:
That joke wasn't meant to be offensive, just FUNNY My next joke was going to be about Catholics, or was it Muslims? But I think I'll pass. :rumpy:
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Wasn't this one by any chance was it Ron?Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop in Baghdad, chatting; over a pint of warm goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old;"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, suicide bomber."
"Oh, so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly. "A car bomber."
"Oh gracious me", says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says,
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
or did you mean to post this oneA man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male of female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the
religion got to do with it? It's an Inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
My apologies to all Christians who may have been offended by these jokes!! :ph34r: :D