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Title: What's your name gorgeous
Post by: smilodon on January 29, 2003, 01:23:39 AM
http://www.cscentral.com/features/nc/ (http://www.cscentral.com/features/nc/)

Seems I'm Pvt. Parts  8O  

The humiliation  :cry:

Although Neutrons not much better  :(
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Post by: OldBloke on January 29, 2003, 07:25:04 AM
Hairball

Mmm. I quite like it. 8)
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Post by: MAD_ness on January 29, 2003, 07:38:15 AM
"TOAD LICKER"

think I still prefer MAD_ness

 :)
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Post by: FrEnZy on January 29, 2003, 08:20:43 AM
Invincible  8O

 :D  :lol:  :twisted:
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Post by: Doorman on January 29, 2003, 09:26:26 AM
Buzzcut!  :)  Damn! That was fun.
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Post by: Stryker on January 29, 2003, 09:52:09 AM
Towelboy

damn its like they know me.
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Post by: FBG on January 29, 2003, 10:04:11 AM
my real name gives "sniper" and my player name gives "BioHazard"
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Post by: Dr Sadako on January 29, 2003, 10:09:56 AM
Real name ---> The Undertaker  :twisted:

Sadako ---> Daisy Cutter  :lol:
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Post by: Dingo on January 29, 2003, 10:46:12 AM
Real name = Iceman......(explains why I'm always dead then!!  :lol: )

CS Name = Annihilator.......now that's not even funny!!  8O  8O
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Post by: Dr Sadako on January 29, 2003, 10:50:10 AM
QuoteReal name = Iceman......(explains why I'm always dead then!! :lol: )

CS Name = Annihilator.......now that's not even funny!! 8O 8O

I thought it would be "Sir Talksalot" or maybe "Smoking the roof" ;)
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Post by: suicidal_monkey on January 29, 2003, 11:24:19 AM
Real name --> "Skunk" :)
First Name only --> "Mutant" 8O
Surname only --> "Silent Hunter" :D
"suicidal monkey" --> "Slingshot" :?
"suicidal_monkey -blank-" --> "Lightning" :lol:
"-blank- suicidal_monkey" --> -blank-  :roll:

Think I might stick with the current name

...I was bored, okay :roll:
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Post by: smilodon on January 29, 2003, 11:32:01 AM
I actually hate the name Neutron. It was given to me by an old Clan Leader of mine ages ago. I'm considering a rebranding, but what name?

References to my propensity for lying motionless on the ground for most of the time will be ignored.... :!:

Someone I know did suggest Smilodon. Sounds cool but I'm sure it's the name for some weird sex crime or something

"You are charged with five counts of smilodon and two of frotting a goat!"
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Post by: Dr Sadako on January 29, 2003, 11:33:34 AM
Go for something smaller ... like Quark  :D
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Post by: Stryker on January 29, 2003, 11:56:58 AM
spix
snoop-daddy
snipe-daddy
kat
dealerz

inspiration from ur pic.
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Post by: OldBloke on January 29, 2003, 12:01:51 PM
Quote ... I'm considering a rebranding, but what name?

Sir Sezsozalot  :P
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Post by: smilodon on January 29, 2003, 02:52:26 PM
Quote
Quote ... I'm considering a rebranding, but what name?

Sir Sezsozalot  :P[/b]

Ya think?   :wink:
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Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on January 29, 2003, 03:58:45 PM
Oh dear
my real name =Ox
Donkey CheeseGrater =Girlscout  :?
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Post by: Sn00ks on January 29, 2003, 04:08:09 PM
Real name - Newbie  :o  8O  :o  hmm might be right.
CS name - Sniper,  :roll:  Hmm can't hit a barn door with a sniper rifle
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Post by: sheepy on January 29, 2003, 05:05:04 PM
real - secret agent

cs- criminal
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 29, 2003, 07:14:22 PM
Real - Sloth  

Cs - Head Cracker  :smash:

John on its own Cpl Punishment :whip:
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Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2003, 07:21:46 PM
realname = The Altar Boy

BlueBall = Manta
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Post by: Gandalf on January 29, 2003, 07:35:49 PM
real = Towelboy  8O

cs = Midget  :o
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Post by: Aga on January 29, 2003, 08:11:43 PM
Real  =  Slingshot   (Didn't suicidal monkey already have that?)

Aga  =  Executioner
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Post by: DogMeat on January 29, 2003, 09:10:55 PM
Real name = Equalizer
CS Name = Head Cracker

hmm, we must have rolled over the dictionary..
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Post by: ChimpBoy on January 29, 2003, 10:14:39 PM
Various permutations with real and CS names resulted in:

Ice Man
The Undertaker
ChoirBoy
The General

I seem strangely taken with ChoirBoy.  Hmmmm......

Neutron - all in favour of your name change.  An intellect and cutting sense of humour like yours should have a worthy handle.  Neutron makes you sound like a 13 year old American kid who didn't have the imagination to come up with anything better.  Besides, if you and Dingo can christen me ChimpBoy, then the possibilities are endless.......
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Post by: smilodon on January 29, 2003, 10:28:09 PM
That's it  :!:  I'm changing my name.

So far I've had one suggestion....Butt plug  8O
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Post by: ChimpBoy on January 29, 2003, 10:38:17 PM
I like it !
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Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2003, 10:54:31 PM
QuoteI like it !
What? You like butt plugs? eurgh!
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Post by: sheepy on January 30, 2003, 11:09:40 AM
proton?
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Post by: Doorman on January 30, 2003, 11:33:17 AM
Quoteproton?
Cheap motors aint they? Could be apt!  :D
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Post by: sheepy on January 30, 2003, 11:53:31 AM
talking of cheep motors wheres SKODA i havnt seen him 4 ages?
is he still alive?
there is still mention of him in the members section
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Post by: albert on January 30, 2003, 12:06:17 PM
Real Name: Anthrax
Albert: Hacker
First Name: The Undertaker
Last Name: Gun Slinger
Cat's Name: The Postman
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Post by: smilodon on January 30, 2003, 07:49:43 PM
This is in danger of degenerating into a personal drubbing of me.....and to be honest I don't need to give anyone help doing that.

I'm hardly a tough target as it is  :cry:   :wink:
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 30, 2003, 07:55:45 PM
What about Pat Pending as your new name?
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Post by: smilodon on January 30, 2003, 08:02:17 PM
Sob   :cry:

How could a guy with a leet killing name like Ghost Face Killah even suggest such a thing :!:

I want something cool and hard that doesn't give away the fact that I can't hit a barn door and have the tactical skills of a dog biscuit...
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 30, 2003, 08:05:17 PM
perhaps I should stop watching cartoon network when I get home from work .......
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Post by: smilodon on January 30, 2003, 08:06:17 PM
They still show Whacky Races ?
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Post by: ChimpBoy on January 30, 2003, 08:14:50 PM
Ah, the lure of kids tv.... but they never show enough X-men or Spidey for gods sake!

What you need are suggestions in the finest vein of British comedy tradition.

Think Monty Python, Tony Hancock, Blackadder, Kenny Everitt (maybe that's that where the buttplug thing came from ?!)

I'd like to help but I've just been watching the Superbowl highlights and all that vapid Amex-sponsored clap trap has dulled my once rapier-like wit.

Answers on a stamp addressed envelope to.......
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 30, 2003, 08:38:48 PM
ummm Ok. Thinks classic britsh comedy

The Goons - Major Bloodnok
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Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2003, 09:04:52 PM
QuoteI want something cool and hard that doesn't give away the fact that I can't hit a barn door and have the tactical skills of a dog biscuit...
Mmmm, How about "Frozen Squirrel with a Gun"
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Post by: Stryker on January 31, 2003, 08:59:07 AM
Quotetalking of cheep motors wheres SKODA i havnt seen him 4 ages?
is he still alive?
there is still mention of him in the members section

Hes around.... He took a sabatacal to help poor starving children in botswarna.
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 31, 2003, 01:48:03 PM
What about a Knight Of Ni

or Brave Sir Robin!
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Post by: smilodon on January 31, 2003, 06:04:50 PM
Err you can stop now mate


 :wink:
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Post by: Dingo on January 31, 2003, 07:55:05 PM
Push the boat out Greg and go for

The Glum Reaper  :lol:
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Post by: sheepy on January 31, 2003, 10:04:58 PM
how about:
pvt.parts
trollywolly
richard_head
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Post by: JB on January 31, 2003, 11:52:55 PM
You can't go wrong with some funny cartoon character from the 70's or 80's, it lets people know your out to have fun and also that your not an annoying 12 year old out to pee people off.  I suggest any of the following: -

George Jetson,
Jabber jaws,
Huckleberry hound,
Scooby dooby doo,
Soup dragon.

G'wan you know it makes sense.   :D
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Post by: FrEnZy on January 31, 2003, 11:56:24 PM
Didn't we used to have a soup dragon play on our server?
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Post by: smilodon on February 01, 2003, 01:00:04 AM
I was going to say I've seen him before......

I'm toying with

Death-Mutha
Uber-Warrior-Nightmare
The-Anihilator
Awsome-Spikey-Killing-Machine
Rabid-Beast-Death-Bringer-Mayhem-Kill-Kill-Kill

or Twinkle-Toes  :?:  :?:  :?:
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Post by: Doorman on February 01, 2003, 02:04:51 AM
Rabid-Beast-Death-Bringer-Mayhem-Kill-Kill-Kill  has a ring to it.
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Post by: smilodon on February 01, 2003, 02:43:55 AM
Right now

"I'm never bloody touching a drop of alcohol ever again never bloody ever"

seems appropriate :cry:
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Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 01, 2003, 10:29:17 AM
Oh dear, feeling delicate? Headache?

I think there is a thread on hangover cures in this very section!
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Post by: smilodon on February 01, 2003, 12:00:44 PM
I know and I posted a small book about it  :!:

Should have followed my own advice  :?
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Post by: sheepy on February 01, 2003, 12:09:32 PM
i think twinkle toes seems like an appropriate name.
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Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on February 01, 2003, 02:18:29 PM
CrustyDrainCleaner
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Post by: smilodon on February 01, 2003, 02:44:56 PM
I'm swamped  :D
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Post by: sheepy on February 01, 2003, 03:32:21 PM
daisy chain cutter?
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Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on February 01, 2003, 03:46:09 PM
GreenNasalDischarge
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Post by: sheepy on February 01, 2003, 03:52:04 PM
why not just snot
simpler than greennasaldischarge
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Post by: smilodon on February 01, 2003, 03:57:20 PM
arrgggghhhhh

for Christs sake...someone please close this thread 8O
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Post by: OldBloke on February 01, 2003, 04:14:55 PM
When you've announced your new name I will happily close it.  :P

How about ...

Todger
Badger
Pistol Pete
Shinobi
Shibumi
Bonzo
Snick
Grassy Knowall
Surreal Madrid
FlapSnot
Grizzle
Gusset
Twig
Picalo
Bung
Bunsen
DogLips ...
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Post by: sheepy on February 01, 2003, 04:21:55 PM
butt_plug    8O
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Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on February 01, 2003, 04:23:31 PM
how about "Neutron" as a name  :roll:
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Post by: OldBloke on February 01, 2003, 04:26:18 PM
Oldtron
Newtron
Newertron
newestron

Hurry up FFS.  :?  :wink:
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Post by: JB on February 01, 2003, 05:28:11 PM
Omg.. I have sooo got just the perfect name.  It's short, memotable and oozes class.  It's quite simply.

Leon[/SIZE]
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Post by: Doorman on February 02, 2003, 01:11:27 AM
QuoteOldtron
Newtron
Newertron
newestron

Hurry up FFS.  :?  :wink:

 :D
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Post by: smilodon on February 02, 2003, 02:27:18 AM
QuoteI know and I posted a small book about it  :!:

Should have followed my own advice  :?

Bugger me if I haven't gone and done it again  :cry:
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Post by: Dr Sadako on February 02, 2003, 08:40:32 AM
Quote
QuoteI know and I posted a small book about it  :!:

Should have followed my own advice  :?

Bugger me if I haven't gone and done it agan  :cry:

I think you should call yourself "Pending" ... cause that is how we know you by now.  :D
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Post by: smilodon on February 02, 2003, 11:26:13 AM
8O

I'm going for cool name that has an ambiguous meaning.....like Sadako. Npt actually Sadako cause I believe that one is already taken  :wink:

I'm very taken with Smilodon, cause I have finally found out what it means. I'll mull over it for a bit.

Thankyou for all your aweful suggestions. Rest assurred they have been of no help whatsoever. Thankyou again  :D

And for the 90% who found this thread soooooo dull, I'm very very sorry. It won't happen again....honest  :wink:
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Post by: FatBob on February 02, 2003, 12:07:43 PM
real name : Sleeper
fatbob       : the Undertaker

real name 's about right but i smile too much to be an undertaker!!
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Post by: Doorman on February 02, 2003, 12:08:59 PM
Whatever name you finally settle on, it should only be two syllables.
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Post by: smilodon on February 02, 2003, 01:16:05 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm

smil-o-don  :(

smilo-don :D

yeah I cheated
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Post by: OldBloke on February 02, 2003, 01:25:06 PM
Errr ...

Doesn't Smilodon sound like a cartoon dinosaur?  :roll:
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Post by: sheepy on February 02, 2003, 01:39:24 PM
it does a bit oldies
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Post by: smilodon on February 02, 2003, 02:28:57 PM
Yeah, I'm not looking for anything that sounds all tough and deadly, like Night-Stalker, Warhark etc etc.

Smilodon suits me cause I'm a cheery chappy at heart  :lol:
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Post by: smite on February 02, 2003, 04:49:41 PM
ImAn.ArZs sounds catchy :wink:
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Post by: sheepy on February 02, 2003, 05:10:29 PM
cheary_chappy then
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