Gotta Love Drunk People
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The
man gets up and goes to the door where Sheepy, drunk as a skunk, was standing in the pouring rain. “Can you give me a push?†he slurred. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o’clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just Sheepy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and he came out to help us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Sheepy, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" called the husband. "Yesh, please!" came the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the Sheepy.
lol
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