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Title: Is this what we've to expect at the LAN?
Post by: albert on January 31, 2003, 11:18:02 AM

Many years ago I was a squaddie in Germany , 1979. I had just left the forces but had decided to stay in the fatherland. I had accquired a small but very nice pad in the small town of Obernkirchen and decided to invite all my mates and mates gals around for a house warming. It was a self contained flat but with a communial bog, which was some twenty feet down the hallway. I'd only been in the flat for 12 hours so didnt really know my way around yet. Everyone was really well behaved (which was a shock) considering what was about to follow. Everyone went home and left me completely pissed , so I locked the door and turned the light off , to get some sleep. I dont know what time it was but I awoke in the pitch black , with the old turtles head hanging out and my guts were killing me. stumbling around for five minutes trying to find the door I decided to give in to the pain and whipped off my boxer shorts and shit in them. Whiping my ass on the rest of them I found the light switch and put on my shorts , then headed for the bog. I quickly flushed the evidence down the shitter and headed for bed. Next morning I was awoke by the noise of some industrial machinery and shouting. I went out to find out what was going on and there was the manager of the hotel , complete with large metal tonges . Fishing out my UNION JACK boxer shorts , which had blocked the entire sysem. "Dirty English Bastard" he exclaimed. in front of ten or fifteen people. I was completely and utterly embarassed , after all I couldnt very well deny it , could I. Absolutely true

Title: Is this what we've to expect at the LAN?
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on January 31, 2003, 11:55:11 AM

Glad I'm not sharing a room with you then!! LOL Who knows what you might wake up to!

Title: Is this what we've to expect at the LAN?
Post by: MAD_ness on January 31, 2003, 12:23:30 PM

Note to Sadako ............

Don't bring your Swedish flag boxers !!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

Title: Is this what we've to expect at the LAN?
Post by: albert on January 31, 2003, 12:37:25 PM

Note the errors in your comments, me being Scottish and only actually being 6 years of age in 1979, couldn't have been a Squaddie in Germany at that time, nor would I EVER wear union jack boxers.

Terrible behavior for an Englishman though :lol: 8)

Title: Is this what we've to expect at the LAN?
Post by: Dr Sadako on January 31, 2003, 01:02:45 PM

QuoteNote to Sadako ............

Don't bring your Swedish flag boxers !!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

8O :?

Me is scared now ...

Title: Is this what we've to expect at the LAN?
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on January 31, 2003, 08:00:45 PM

lol......

QuoteWhiping my ass on the rest of them I found the light switch and put on my shorts

hope it was a different pair :lol:

Title: Is this what we've to expect at the LAN?
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2003, 11:18:07 AM

I was a squaddie in Germany at that time, and note that the building manager would have got a good kicking for gobbing off...

:twisted:

DM

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