Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You
know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got
an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was
worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped
"it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She
answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Priceless :lmfao:
LOL .. How do you dig up such good jokes... I'm still laughing at that Rabbi / Tax collector joke :roflmao:
:lmfao: :roflmao:
Why would he kick her in the face??
:whistle: :whistle: ;)
QuoteOriginally posted by Doris@Nov 24 2005, 09:23 PM
Why would he kick her in the face??
:whistle: :whistle: ;)
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Aah bless. :D