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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: smite on February 03, 2003, 10:45:54 PM

Title: Damn dog
Post by: smite on February 03, 2003, 10:45:54 PM
Question:-
How do you take an open tuna can off a rottweiler that dont want to give it up. That when you go near it he grips it harder making blood trickle from his mouth from the sharp edges.

This was the problem i faced yesterday when i made some tunas sarnies and put 2 tuna tins in the bin. I heard a crunching noise when upstairs on PC went down to see what noise was and was in the situation above..

Do you:-
A: Charge at him and try and grab it producing more blood.
B: Shout at him real loud and hope he shits himself and drops it.
C: Find some treat he really likes and give him that.

Well i did A then B and ended up doing C and then cleaned blood up.
Title: Damn dog
Post by: sheepy on February 03, 2003, 10:49:00 PM
well 1 thing 2 say there

u tit, u should have done c 1st]
Title: Damn dog
Post by: smilodon on February 03, 2003, 11:54:08 PM
I have exactly the same problem with my Girlfriend


...except of course it's not tins of tuna




..it's mackerel
Title: Damn dog
Post by: MAD_ness on February 04, 2003, 07:46:01 AM
you should have given me a call ........I could have brought my cat round ....that would have took nook's mind off the tuna !!
 :lol:
Title: Damn dog
Post by: smite on February 04, 2003, 07:50:24 AM
It wasnt the tuna he had something and i wanted it, that was all damn dog wont give anything up if he isnt meant to have it.
Title: Damn dog
Post by: Gandalf on February 04, 2003, 08:19:50 AM
ahhh, don't u just love dogs :)

My mother had a dog once. (Don't laugh) It was a poodle. But this thing was a poodle from hell! It would strip your skin off if you so much as looked at it funny.

Damn thing went on for 15 years too. Didn't live, it just 'continued'  :x
Title: Damn dog
Post by: Aga on February 04, 2003, 10:07:39 AM
With your right hand, grab him tightly by the balls. When he opens his mouth to yelp, use your free left hand to remove said tin of tuna.

It a tried and tested method and perfectly safe.   :twisted:

Let us know how you get on.
Title: Damn dog
Post by: smite on February 04, 2003, 10:09:43 AM
If you want to try grabbing my Dogs balls you try but Can you play CS with one hand???
Title: Damn dog
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 04, 2003, 10:18:59 AM
Hmm Thinks grab rotties balls and expect to be able to remove can of tuna with other hand and survive whole incident with limbs intact...Nope can't see that one.

C is the best bet distract them with something else they like, works on my lurcher and greyhound.  He he he suckers!! :twisted:
Title: Damn dog
Post by: Stryker on February 04, 2003, 12:12:52 PM
How about:

E: Wear wifes fir coat, no pants and act seductivly on all fours.... then while he's givin u one the missus can retreive the can.

Better still, the missus wears the coat and you grab the can.
Title: Damn dog
Post by: smite on February 04, 2003, 12:21:38 PM
Have you been spying on my missus again while im at work......You perv.....

See anything good coz i dont :D  :D
Title: Damn dog
Post by: SecretSquirrel on February 04, 2003, 01:11:21 PM
Show him your little willy, his jaw will drop in amazement just before as he rolls about the floor laughing :P
Title: Damn dog
Post by: smite on February 04, 2003, 07:03:06 PM
LOL Bastid :D
Title: Damn dog
Post by: sheepy on February 04, 2003, 08:47:47 PM
im still wondering when squizza is gunna b on the MH again.