some of it is funny if you can be arsed to read it..
For the benefit of those who though that The Two Towers was too long and
complicated, Dave Barry offers the simplified plot at
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/livin...rry/5023564.htm (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/5023564.htm)
Then there are some Engrish (English by Japanese translators) captions
on the bootleg DVD of the movie at
http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/ (http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/)
Have we not had this one before????
probably, but I'm lazy.
:D