Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Stryker on February 11, 2003, 08:47:41 AM

Title: Poor pussy
Post by: Stryker on February 11, 2003, 08:47:41 AM
READ THE STORY FIRST, THEN OPEN THE PHOTOS.

"You won't believe this story. My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is."

It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had. My brother, not a cat lover by any means, just laughed."

http://www.project-snafu.co.uk/Cat1.jpg (http://www.project-snafu.co.uk/Cat1.jpg)
http://www.project-snafu.co.uk/Cat2.jpg (http://www.project-snafu.co.uk/Cat2.jpg)

NOTE to ghosty.  You pop in saying this is an urban legend and the cat pics are doctored or sumit, I'll kick ur TANGO!  :pimp:
Title: Re: Poor pussy
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 11, 2003, 09:23:25 AM
QuoteNOTE to ghosty.  You pop in saying this is an urban legend and the cat pics are doctored or sumit, I'll kick ur TANGO!  :pimp:

ROTFLMAO


Oooooohhh get her!!!!
Title: Poor pussy
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on February 11, 2003, 09:32:58 AM
lol is it me or is that cat realy pissed off ????
Title: Poor pussy
Post by: Stryker on February 11, 2003, 11:55:40 AM
handbags at 5 paces ghosty?  :D

Yes, Jonny that is one pissed pussy.
Title: Poor pussy
Post by: DogMeat on February 11, 2003, 12:39:41 PM
Mmmm... shaved pussy...

 :P

Oops.  Wrong forum.
Title: Poor pussy
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 11, 2003, 02:45:20 PM
Handbags at 5 suits me.

Right off to poilsh my patent leather one so I can blind you with the glare,..... Oh wait this is england damn no sun, my cunning plan is foiled :(