Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street
and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying
flowers.
Red sighed and said, "Oh, damn, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again." The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like
getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead said, "I love getting
flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and
I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with
my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?
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