Geez, its like the author knew me :-)
MEN'S NAMES
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Ashley - wanker who's losing his hair.
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be
stalked Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew - shy and laid back.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee. Arnold -
>
bender! Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is gay.
Ben - stud, hung like a Shetland pony.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a
> very,very
naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him
> within
> a week.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini. Cameron -
Australian. Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep
during sex. Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive, has to
>
be gay! Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in
American
> movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and
can
> use it too.
Christian - very sexy and seductive.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial. Cole -
nice, funny, and fun to be around. Colin - lies to women and blows
>
up public buildings. Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running
fashion magazines. Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates
David - bender and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish,
> trendsetter
> i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic -hilarious and will do anything to please. Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-TANGO loser who never shuts up.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an
> arseh*le.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
Fraser - sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.
Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything.
Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about
> anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry - covers his back.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young
> girls.
Haydn - tries hard
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeah
right!!! Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk. Jamie - scum of the
earth. James - built like a horse.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - TANGO.
John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it - can be full of
> himself.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hottie and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.K
kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large
> penis,
really nice to women.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is
> worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kurt - can kick anyone's TANGO.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips. Larry - cute but
> wannabe
player with big TANGO.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total TANGO bandit.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam - loud mouthed arseh*le.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks,
> mouthy bastard though.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of sh*t.
>
Michael - looks like a women, but your never quite sure wether
he's
> male or female.
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike - stupid alcoholic who has gay tendencies Mohammed - small
penis Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
>
Nick - nice -can't get past the missionary position though. Neil -
>
sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial. Oscar - loser.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long
> time
> ago.
Richard - can't see his dick as his belly is too big. Ricky - ugly
>
shithead who everybody hates. Rikki - see above.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane -thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the
> world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Some say he
> is
> the man but talks bollocks.
Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and
>
a
> hamster
Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
Stuart - droll guy with great TANGO and suicidal tendencies but
great in bed.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is Toby -
best blow ever. Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - gay.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.
Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
muhahahaha...built like a horse. 8)
and my online Benny name???
stud, hung like a Shetland pony
I spot a trend here! Who wants some of Bennys good stuff? Come to poppa!
mine aint on there
I told you, you'll find your name under the girlies list, wendy.
Hey I don't feel sorry for myself :cry:
John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals
How did you know?? :evil:
The fact that your avatar is a kitten nailed to a record turntable kinda gives it away mate :?