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Title: Generic Drugs
Post by: Doorman on January 23, 2006, 01:59:27 PM
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA (Federal Drug Administration) has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of

"MOUNT & DO."
Title: Generic Drugs
Post by: Vincentvega on January 23, 2006, 05:25:52 PM
:roflmao: mycoxaflopin....class class class
Title: Generic Drugs
Post by: mono_dna on January 26, 2006, 10:27:43 PM
:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
Title: Generic Drugs
Post by: delanvital on January 27, 2006, 07:42:26 PM
:roflmao:  :roflmao: Good one!