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Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: DuVeL on January 27, 2006, 09:00:27 AM

Swiss knifebadge:
(http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/208900/208993/Products/4584175.jpg)

Grappling hooks : be sure to use the official Battlefield 2 hooks, instead of your keyboard...
Using a keyboard for a grappling hook can cause death and could cause your body outline to look a little bit like gumby...
(http://www.modelm.org/safety/safety1.jpg)

Roadkills.... Still looking forward to get your expert transport badge?":
(http://www.rofl.name/owned/owned_tank.jpg)

Commanders.... Always yakety yak this and that, move your men to this position, defend this, attack that, seems that this poor n00b crashed his chopper against a palm tree in Wake Island....:
(http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/canyouhearmenow.jpg)

Zip line : this n00b just bought the expansion pack and tries to get his basic badge... at his historical rate, he will be deploying 3000 zip lines in 451251.12 days or 14151589752525665412512211 hours straight:
(http://www.ewalu.org/images/9fczipkid.JPG)

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: DuVeL on January 27, 2006, 09:13:08 AM

And more:

Explosive Ordinence Badge:
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/159/explosion7wt.jpg)

Basic assault badge:
[OldBloke] Image removed.

VERY BASIC commander badge!:

[OldBloke] Image removed. You should know better Duvel :ranting:

Basic knifebadge:
(http://www.phys.ufl.edu/~aardvark/part1/017nick+johann+knife3sm.jpg)

armored service/badge:
(http://myspace-897.vo.llnwd.net/00318/79/86/318636897_l.jpg)

Congratulations, you have been recommended for an award.
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/425/tankdriverimpactsvehicle3fw.jpg)

"so if I stay the whole round like this I will be awarded the PLA's medallion?"
(http://www.sr.bham.ac.uk/~jpfo/jokes/crap_job.jpg)

(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/h/Z/bush_purple_noses.jpg)

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: mono_dna on January 30, 2006, 08:16:36 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Jan 27 2006, 11:13 AM

[OldBloke] Image removed. You should know better Duvel :ranting:

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Darn it, now I'm curious...

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Doorman on January 30, 2006, 08:37:03 PM

Sorry to say, the Basic assault badge lacked a lot in the humour dept. It WAS meant to be funny, right?

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Toxteth on January 30, 2006, 09:42:54 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by mono_dna@Jan 30 2006, 08:16 PM
Darn it, now I'm curious...
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Me too! Can we have a graphic description instead?

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Carr0t on January 30, 2006, 10:35:08 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Jan 30 2006, 08:37 PM
Sorry to say, the Basic assault badge lacked a lot in the humour dept. It WAS meant to be funny, right?
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Gotta say I agree with you there. I also saw the basic commander badge, and didn't see the issue with it. Could someone else who saw it PM me (possibly one of the admins?) and explain why that image in particular was removed. I just thought it was a bit of a dig at someone who deserves it. I'm not arguing with your decision, i'd just appreciate the clarification :)

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: OldBloke on January 30, 2006, 10:53:29 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by Carr0t@Jan 30 2006, 10:35 PM
Gotta say I agree with you there. I also saw the basic commander badge, and didn't see the issue with it. Could someone else who saw it PM me (possibly one of the admins?) and explain why that image in particular was removed. I just thought it was a bit of a dig at someone who deserves it. I'm not arguing with your decision, i'd just appreciate the clarification :)
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It contained the 'f' word as a graphic. Links (with an appropriate warning) to such material would be fine.

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: OldBloke on January 30, 2006, 10:55:50 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Jan 30 2006, 08:37 PM
Sorry to say, the Basic assault badge lacked a lot in the humour dept. It WAS meant to be funny, right?
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I left it in originally but on reflection - removed.

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Carr0t on January 30, 2006, 11:08:49 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by OldBloke@Jan 30 2006, 10:53 PM
It contained the 'f' word as a graphic. Links (with an appropriate warning) to such material would be fine.
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Aah, fair enough. I totally don't remember that. Durrrr.... :)

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: DuVeL on January 30, 2006, 11:16:18 PM

Sorry! :blush:

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Blunt on January 30, 2006, 11:19:27 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by OldBloke@Jan 30 2006, 10:53 PM
It contained the 'f' word as a graphic. Links (with an appropriate warning) to such material would be fine.
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yup agree...

I posted the whale thread the other day and changed it to a link after Ron questioned how long it would stay :blush:

It's very easy to forget sometimes that we have 12 year old members of our community :blink:

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Dingo on January 30, 2006, 11:39:12 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by Blunt@Jan 30 2006, 11:19 PM
It's very easy to forget sometimes that we have 12 year old members of our community :blink:
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Jeez, and I thought Duvel was at least 13 <_< :whistle: :D

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: DuVeL on January 31, 2006, 07:58:06 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by Dingo@Jan 31 2006, 01:39 AM
Jeez, and I thought Duvel was at least 13 <_< :whistle: :D
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14 now... :dummy:
*Slaps Dingo around and next LAN.

Sorry for putting up not allowed pictures. All that were posted were ment to be funny and wern't to implemented in another way.

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Penfold on January 31, 2006, 02:21:05 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Jan 31 2006, 07:58 AM
14 now... :dummy:
*Slaps Dingo around and next LAN.

Sorry for putting up not allowed pictures. All that were posted were ment to be funny and wern't to implemented in another way.
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That said - now where's the link then ???? :whistle:

PEN

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: mono_dna on January 31, 2006, 08:15:41 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by ThePENDRAGON@Jan 31 2006, 04:21 PM
That said - now where's the link then ???? :whistle:
PEN
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Yes, I'd like to know too. All this talking haven't made me any less curious ;)

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: DuVeL on January 31, 2006, 10:39:59 PM

Maybe those interested want a PM?
I'm not putting it up the baord again....

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: DuVeL on February 01, 2006, 03:27:26 PM

I do hope people like this 1:
(http://www.secretsofbattlefield.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/normal_25.jpg)

Title: BF2 Humour
Post by: Carr0t on February 02, 2006, 09:21:45 AM

Had that happen to me on public servers :ranting:

Dead Men Walking

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