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Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Doorman on February 19, 2006, 11:19:05 AM

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take Off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr Chang then said OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is

when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass".

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: KKND on February 19, 2006, 11:58:16 AM

:roflmao:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: MAD_ness on February 19, 2006, 01:08:19 PM

:lmfao: :lmfao:

nice one Ron

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: delanvital on February 19, 2006, 02:26:09 PM

:lmfao:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Thulsa Doom on February 19, 2006, 04:49:38 PM

fantastic :roflmao: :roflmao:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Dingo on February 19, 2006, 06:17:23 PM

Excellent! :roflmao: :roflmao:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: mono_dna on February 19, 2006, 09:37:13 PM

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: da_Ricci on February 20, 2006, 06:00:20 PM

lol :roflmao:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: IntitalD on February 22, 2006, 10:09:54 PM

anythings do to me, only is chinese??? u can laugh to the charactor as he funny,(same as me) but dont be racist to chinese so that is ok. :dummy: :)

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Blunt on February 22, 2006, 10:17:41 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by IntitalD@Feb 22 2006, 10:09 PM
anythings do to me, only is chinese??? u can laugh to the charactor as he funny,(same as me) but dont be racist to chinese so that is ok. :dummy: :)
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I don't think it was racist InitialD....it wasn't making fun of the chinese guy, the joke is only about his accent...and an ugly woman :roflmao:

so if anything...it's slightly sexist and guilty of stereotyping

but it's still funny....very old....but still funny :lol:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Doorman on February 22, 2006, 10:59:27 PM

Of course it isn't racist! It's funny . :angry:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: delanvital on February 22, 2006, 11:00:27 PM

And he did write "Apologies" in advance... to state that this has nothing to do with you...

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: A Twig on February 23, 2006, 12:03:43 AM

Guys you misunderstand what he is saying. He is saying he isn't offended, because it pokes fun at the character. Therefore it is ok. Sheesh you guys

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: OldBloke on February 23, 2006, 08:03:35 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by A Twig@Feb 23 2006, 12:03 AM
Guys you misunderstand what he is saying. He is saying he isn't offended, because it pokes fun at the character. Therefore it is ok. Sheesh you guys
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Wonderful irony :roflmao:

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Doorman on February 23, 2006, 09:32:26 AM

Right! That's it! That's my first and last 'Chinese' joke. <_<

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: DuVeL on February 23, 2006, 10:24:47 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Feb 23 2006, 11:32 AM
Right! That's it! That's my first and last 'Chinese' joke. <_<
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Ron, you got a "Dutch" joke?
Please??? Or should I say Pwease????

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2006, 10:37:20 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Feb 23 2006, 10:24 AM
Ron, you got a "Dutch" joke?
Please??? Or should I say Pwease????
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Take your pick :) (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=dutch+jokes)

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: DuVeL on February 23, 2006, 10:42:58 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Feb 23 2006, 12:37 PM
Take your pick :) (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=dutch+jokes)
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Thanks "Ron"... :dummy: ;)

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2006, 10:44:26 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Feb 23 2006, 10:42 AM
Thanks "Ron"... :dummy: ;)
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You're welcome.

Regards,

"Ron"

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: Doorman on February 23, 2006, 11:17:17 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Feb 23 2006, 11:44 AM
You're welcome.

Regards,

"Ron"
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:help2: I've been kidnapped and being held prisoner in a Dutch joke factory!

Title: Apologies to InitialD
Post by: DuVeL on February 23, 2006, 11:28:13 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Feb 23 2006, 01:17 PM
:help2: I've been kidnapped and being held prisoner in a Dutch joke factory!
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Rescue the hossies: cs_DutchJokeFactory...

BB = Doormans evil secret twinbrother

If I rescue you, do you run with your knife out? ;)

Dead Men Walking

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