As I sit here at 12.47 am eating a potato, I wonder about life. How can it be that I'm home before 1 am, relatively sober and bored to tears. What happened to crazy Saturday nights/Sunday mornings :?: Am I getting old? Am I getting sad? Do I need new friends?
Yeah that's it. The only reason I'm not out and about is that everyone has buggered off home.
"I've got football tomorrow."
"We're going to the girlfriends parents."
"My wife wants me back by midnight."
"I'm pregnant and need my sleep." 8O
At least I can keep with tradition by continuing my early Sunday morning posting of mindless waffle on this forum.
So anyway I'm looking for new friends in the South East. Obviously they should be out right now having the kind of fun that I'm obviously not having.
Sigh I think I should go to bed now :cry:
I'm up late too.
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some of us have had our damn sleep patterns disrupted by a holiday so i had an early night. i would have normally been here waffleing on with u till the wee hours of the morning
Thanks for the kind offer, but I can't hide from stark reality, I'm not a young'un anymore.
So I'm off to by a pair of slippers and an order for the Daily Telegraph :cry:
Poor old Smiley - time has ravaged your once youthful looks.
I suggest you slowly withdraw from the real world, buy lots of cats, permanently wear a green dressing gown and become like those other scary men who used to frighten me when I did my paper-round (buts that enough about my childhood traumas.....)
You dont wanna be involved in all those drinking games & sex parties anymore - it's just a shallow existence that brings nothing but sexual gratification and general popularity.
I'll spare you a thought tonight when I'm down the pub with hot chicks(Who am I kidding -I'll be on the bloody servers same as every night) :?