The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello"
"Mrs. Ward, please"
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Dr. jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your
doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
one tested positive AIDS. We can't tell which your husband is".
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay these expensive tests one
time"
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him"
:lmfao: n1
:roflmao: n1
lol :roflmao:
:roflmao: :thumbsup: :toast:
We need more off those
:lmfao: :lmfao:
I haven't laughed so much in ages, classic :roflmao:
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ghehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :yahoo: :g: :yahoo: :boxing:
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Yes indeed it is ice cold....