Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Thulsa Doom on March 09, 2006, 09:31:53 AM

Title: Medicare
Post by: Thulsa Doom on March 09, 2006, 09:31:53 AM
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

 "Hello"

 "Mrs. Ward, please"

 "Speaking"

 "Mrs. Ward, this is Dr. jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your
 doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
 another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
 your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"

 "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
 "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
 one tested positive AIDS. We can't tell which your husband is".

 "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward

 "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay these expensive tests one
 time"

 "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

 "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
 in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him"
Title: Medicare
Post by: scot on March 09, 2006, 10:01:55 AM
:lmfao: n1
Title: Medicare
Post by: Arcticfire on March 09, 2006, 10:30:29 AM
:roflmao: n1
Title: Medicare
Post by: da_Ricci on March 09, 2006, 06:27:23 PM
lol :roflmao:
Title: Medicare
Post by: King on March 09, 2006, 07:44:49 PM
:roflmao:  :thumbsup:  :toast:
We need more off those
Title: Medicare
Post by: delanvital on March 11, 2006, 07:58:22 PM
:lmfao:  :lmfao:
Title: Medicare
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2006, 08:04:21 PM
I haven't laughed so much in ages, classic  :roflmao:
Title: Medicare
Post by: sheepy on March 16, 2006, 12:15:40 PM
:lmfao:
Title: Medicare
Post by: noevra on March 16, 2006, 03:10:31 PM
ghehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :yahoo:  :g:  :yahoo:  :boxing:
Title: Medicare
Post by: A Twig on March 16, 2006, 08:28:13 PM
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Yes indeed it is ice cold....