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Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: Jamoe on March 15, 2006, 11:04:44 AM

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

She continues, "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: delanvital on March 15, 2006, 11:18:50 AM

:roflmao:

Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: DaRkLiGhTeR on March 15, 2006, 04:08:37 PM

O...... M...... F...... G...... that made me jump lol

Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: da_Ricci on March 15, 2006, 06:23:59 PM

lol :roflmao:

Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: sheepy on March 16, 2006, 12:14:09 PM

tuw tumbs up

Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: Arcticfire on March 16, 2006, 01:38:18 PM

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: noevra on March 16, 2006, 03:08:12 PM

man, wouldn't be in his shoes :blink:

Title: Flirt with the barman
Post by: Carr0t on March 16, 2006, 04:35:24 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by noevra@Mar 16 2006, 03:08 PM
man, wouldn't be in his shoes :blink:
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Or his beard...

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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Jamoe on March 15, 2006, 11:04:44 AM