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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 27, 2003, 08:02:56 AM

Title: Warning dangerous breakfast.
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 27, 2003, 08:02:56 AM
Hungry Man Beakfast (http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/index.html)

Not being one who is concerned with his levels of fat/cholesterol at all even I found this quite disgusting.

And it just looks so appatising in the pictures. I think I have seen better looking food at motorway services.....
Title: Warning dangerous breakfast.
Post by: Doorman on February 27, 2003, 10:30:44 AM
Quote:My hope is that you're not really reading the article, moreover just scanning through while looking at the pictures and judging how good the article must be based on the general length of the paragraphs you skip. If that's the case, it affords me the chance to type totally off-topic, random words just for the sake of making this bitch seem lengthy. I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris. Oh, now to make a paragraph-ending sentence that makes the rest appear like it was consequential. That bacon was really greasy! End quote

Made sense to me!
Title: Re: Warning dangerous breakfast.
Post by: [XLII] CK on February 27, 2003, 07:47:41 PM
QuoteHungry Man Beakfast (http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/index.html)

Not being one who is concerned with his levels of fat/cholesterol at all even I found this quite disgusting.

And it just looks so appatising in the pictures. I think I have seen better looking food at motorway services.....
:D  :D  :D

I've had one of these!  I noticed it in the grocery store a couple months ago, and just couldn't resist the chance to discover a method of having a good old Sunday morning eggs/hash-browns/bacon breakfast without all the freaking hassle and cooking and pot cleaning (when you're single it isn't really worth it).

Quote1030 Calories
64g of Fat
2000g of Sodium
78g of Carbohydrate (that get turned into sugar before they hit your bloodstream)

 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O

I don't think I noticed the caloric/fat intake!!  Of course that was two months ago, before I began paying attention to such things and working out.

Anyways, let's see if I can remember what I thought.

Eggs - ewwww
Sausages - EWWWWWWWWW
Potatoe thingies - mmmmm, not bad, not great though
Pancakes - mmmmm, ok, better than the frozen ones you can buy, but still *NOTHING* like real pancakes

Overall I gave it a 3/10, and will never buy it again.

I HIGHLY recommend the Swanson BBQ Pork Riblets and the Mexican one (can't find a Swanson's TV Dinners site - poor marketing on their part I guess).

However I'm not eating as much TV Dinners as I used to.  They (along with canned food) are almost universally 30 percent fat (not bad), 20 percent protein (not enough), and 50 percent carbohydrates (too much).  

And besides, the vast majority of TV Dinners are bland in taste, like they've been created for old people whose tounges sting when they drink a cola  :x