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Title: another blone joke
Post by: Thulsa Doom on March 29, 2006, 03:51:06 PM
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know
five
things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is also a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Title: another blone joke
Post by: Dingo on March 29, 2006, 04:45:44 PM
:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:





....here, hang on a minute, I'm a blonde? :)
Title: another blone joke
Post by: mono_dna on March 29, 2006, 07:03:12 PM
:roflmao:
Title: another blone joke
Post by: DogMeat on March 29, 2006, 08:20:54 PM
Did you hear the one about the bloke who couldn't even spell blonde?

 :roflmao:
Title: another blone joke
Post by: Thulsa Doom on March 29, 2006, 09:14:22 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DogMeat@Mar 29 2006, 08:20 PM
Did you hear the one about the bloke who couldn't even spell blonde?

 :roflmao:
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well, my keyboard doesn't have a d on it  :unsure:
Title: another blone joke
Post by: Doris on March 29, 2006, 11:03:26 PM
Nice, heard it before but still...
Title: another blone joke
Post by: Dingo on March 30, 2006, 01:41:48 PM
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
Title: another blone joke
Post by: Penfold on March 30, 2006, 04:38:21 PM
:roflmao:  :lmfao:   :roflmao: :lmfao:
Title: another blone joke
Post by: Vincentvega on March 30, 2006, 07:38:23 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DogMeat@Mar 29 2006, 07:20 PM
Did you hear the one about the bloke who couldn't even spell blonde?

 :roflmao:
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thers always one............. :roflmao:
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