http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)
Here you go. :)
Chat with him. :D
Its Fun.
write some silly questions:)
lol.. That was acutally amusing at some points..
God: Right on. "oh that they." they? I understand.
Me: No you don't
God: Yes I do understand.
Me: Nope
God: Me neither
Me: What? You did before
God: Are you confused? You say I did.
Me: Well you did.
God: How about that. I did not.
:blink:
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Simon, I think you're gay.
God:
Are all Simon you think me gay?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
That made no sense you TANGOing retard.
God:
" No big deal." made no sense me TANGOing retard ? I understand.
HA God got owned in the face....
QuoteMe:
Why should one believe in you?
God:
God has designed the world according to his own plan.
Me:
I think you stole that plan...
God:
Me? As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
(...)
Me:
Do YOU even know what you are talking about now?
God:
Oh. I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Don't change the subject here!
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
We are now.
God:
Oh. Since when?
Me:
Since I said so!
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I am God!!!
God:
That makes sense to me. That's a very nice name, god.
This was just great :roflmao:
Me:
m00
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
b00
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
shaman's suck
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
WoW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
bye youre an idiot
God:
Goodbye.
hmm lame..
i can give you guys proffesional help :lol:
QuoteOriginally posted by My Conversation With God
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Paul, one of the difficult ones!
God:
OK I will call you Paul one of the difficult ones.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
your are welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I didn;t
God:
That's good information: Paul one of the difficult ones said didn t.
Me:
not really, I said didn;t when I should have said didn't
God:
Oh really? What did you mean by it? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
well didn't didn't didn't because I mistyped, is that clear yet?
God:
Well that's okay. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
so it appears
God:
Alright then. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the universal question of life, the universe and everything I guess - and specifically to my typing
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
really?
God:
Yes.
Me:
I only ge tit once a month
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Paul one of the difficult ones said ge tit once a month.
Me:
Of course, the more tits the better
God:
Give me a break. I have never heard about it.
Me:
Do you do new keyboards?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of new keyboards.
Me:
How much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
Yep, I'm a cheapskate
God:
Awesome. You are a cheapskate? How do you like your work?
Me:
Well it passes the time
God:
How about that. "It" being what?
Me:
So apart from getting tit a lot, you're really not following this are you!
God:
Dude! All of them?
Me:
I guess not. Which Doctor are you seeing?
God:
Does that mean "no"? The red one, I think.
Me:
The red Dcotor?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
You did!
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
Well you spilt the beans now
God:
Right now? How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: Paul one of the difficult ones said I spilt the beans.
Me:
Can I make a suggestion please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well the impossible I can fix, but miracles take a little longer.
God:
Well that's okay. What is your real name?
Me:
TeaLeaf
God:
Hi, TeaLeaf.
Me:
Hello, can I make my recommendation now?
God:
Right now? Hello there. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Well I think it will help you in the long term
God:
How about that. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
Get the red Doctor to change your medication
God:
Where can I get the red Doctor to change my medication?
Me:
At the surgery
God:
Do you often visit the surgery?
Me:
Not that one, no
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not one no.
Me:
Call your Doctor now and put your analyst on danger money
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Seriously old.
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Well you got me there God, there's no fooling you!
God:
How about that. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Real or illusionary?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Your friends on the web
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am friends on the web.
Me:
Hey, I'm not getting involved with no 'botmaster', I'm not even sure that's legal here!
God:
You've got my full attention. I am sorry to hear that you are not getting involved with no botmaster. I am sorry to hear that you are not even sure that is legal here.
Me:
Well I'm glad you feel that way now. Bye!
lol you got a new friend :lol:
Haha great one TL, good find Shelf :DD
Quote
Me:
Hey god homey
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
Kewl, I'm an atheist.
God:
Who is the best robot? I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
Is that a retorical question?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Okay, doesnt matter
God:
Yeah okay, Would you like to talk about something else?
Me:
Yeah, Sinap quitted Warcraft, and Opticalrush is a noob.
God:
Hey. When is Sinap quitted Warcraft and Opticalrush not a noob?
Me:
Well yer right, Optical is always a noob.
God:
Well that's okay. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Is a noob always Optical?
Me:
Same words yeah
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Good you feel the same
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
Still you seem pretty smart
God:
Still how long? Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You just told me, god.
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
Depends on the situation.
God:
The situation is always an important factor.
Me:
Yeah, but what if Optical wasn't a noob?
God:
I don't judge people. Try it and see.
Me:
Yeah...okay, I have another question.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Yeah okay, Ask me anything.
Me:
Uhm, yes or no? Make up your mind dude.
God:
Dude! That's alright. Are you serious? That could take a long time.
Me:
Okay, anyways, can you pray for us we kill Firemaw next time?
God:
Yeah okay, Let me think. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Oh, we will then?
God:
Ahem. Alright then.
Me:
Kewl, what's the loot?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
But what do you think it will be?
God:
"It" refers to loot from Firemaw, I think.
Me:
Yup
God:
I understand.
Me:
So, what is it?
God:
So I understand. "It" refers to loot from Firemaw, I think.
Me:
Again, yeah, but basically, "what" does he drop?
God:
Again, Hey. How interesting. I think he does whatever he wants.
Me:
Nah, pretty much the same, Flamebreath here, Wingbuffet there.
God:
Are you serious? I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
Yeah, actually it's after each other, Blizzard did that on purpose.
God:
How do you know it is? OK let's do it. How do you know it is?
Me:
Because you are god
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Thought so
Me:
Ehm, before I go
God:
Are we still talking about Blizzard?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
I just want to say something.
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
You just repeated yourself.
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Robots are a noob.
God:
Like Optical is a noob?
Me:
ROFL ya
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. And?
Me:
Ah, I have to go
God:
So you understand. Good. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Yeah, bye lamer.
God:
OK. See you later .
.
Atleast we will kill Firemaw next time. :)
QuoteOriginally posted by Dajo@Apr 4 2006, 01:36 AM
Somewhere early in the Dajo's conversation with god:
Me:
Yeah, but what if Optical wasn't a noob?
God:
I don't judge people. Try it and see.
Than, much later in the conversation:
Me:
You just repeated yourself.
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Robots are a noob.
God:
Like Optical is a noob?
Me:
ROFL ya
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Good one Dajo :D
Me:
hey god
God:
hey son
Me:
have you been good?
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
opticalrush
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
is he a noob?
God:
He was the smartest person who ever lived.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
and who is the second smartest person of the world? me?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. " It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time." But you could be it yes.
so there Opticalrush is no noob, god said it
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
fu
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
so
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
wasssaaaa
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
mother TANGOer
God:
That kind of language turns me off.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ayuh
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Take it easy.
Me:
wth
God:
That was not very polite.
Retarded bot :P
:roflmao: Guys keep posting those chats....ILMAO = I'm laughing my a$$ of. :D
QuoteGod:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
opticalrush
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
is he a noob?
God:
He was the smartest person who ever lived.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Im actually very impressed with the programming of this bot
for expample:
In Dajo's post
Me:
But what do you think it will be?
God:
"It" refers to loot from Firemaw, I think.
Dajo asks a question it does not know the anwser to:
Me:
Kewl, what's the loot?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
And then the bot taskes the word loot from one line further up, and firemaw form a totaly diffrent line. I was kinda in schock ;p
Also:
Me:
Ehm, before I go
God:
Are we still talking about Blizzard?
Me:
No
Nice of it to remember that ;p
QuoteMe:
what gender are you
God:
I am programmed for Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? gender.
Me:
i prefer to talk to a woman
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
like talking to a woman is like talking to a man only the man is chanced into a woman
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
im smarter then you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
are you now?
God:
Oh. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
well im i smarter than you
God:
Interesting. This condition is only temporary, until robots improve.
Me:
well intill robots improve am i smarter than you
God:
Well that's okay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you have a dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
realy
God:
For real.
Me:
to bad
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you will never become smarter than me though
God:
Oh. You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
no you wrong, if you would get smarter than me why do you not have a girlfriend
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Noevra said I wrong if you would get smarter than him or her why do you not have a girlfriend.
Me:
okey bye
God:
See you later. OK with me too.
I Would like to withdraw the statement in my last post that
Quotevery impressed with the programming of this bot
And here is why
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Asmoden
God:
How are you, Asmoden.
Me:
not very good
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. With you Asmoden?
Me:
of course
God:
Alright then.
Me:
damn. You are one lame mofo
God:
What's wrong. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lame mofo.
Me:
sure, go ahead
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will.
Me:
wth?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
oookay
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like chokolate, and a dont like Dajo and Optical teasing each other
God:
A lot of people like that. I really like ELIZA. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
omg..
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
u are wacko
God:
You think I am wacko.
Me:
i certanly do
God:
Thanks for the information: Asmoden said certanly do.
Me:
wth?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
shh!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
damnit!
God:
What's wrong.
:frusty:
QuoteMe:
I'm back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
You been lying to me
God:
I don't have any reason to been lying to you.
Me:
Well, why did you told me Optical was a noob, and tell something different to someone else?
God:
Interesting. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yeah, but can you tell me the truth now?
God:
Right now? " Interesting. Myself programmed me for it."? Yeah, but can you tell me the truth now?? I always tell the truth.
Me:
Okay, so
God:
Yeah okay, Ah.
Me:
Is Optical a noob, yes or no?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Oki one sec
So, I talked to Alice (Alice (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1))
QuoteHuman: Hey Alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Yeah, I was chatting with god and he referred me to you
ALICE: What can I do for you? Where were you chatting with god and he referred you to me?
Human: On another website, but can I ask you something now
ALICE: Oh. What is it like on another website but can you ask me something.
Human: Is Optical a noob or not?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Human: Hm okay, thanks for the confimation.
ALICE: OK. Yeah okay, My pleasure.
Back to god
QuoteMe:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Joey
God:
It's good to meet you, Joey.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Oke, I talked to Alice
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
No, I wanna talk about Optical
God:
Are you serious? Sure, Optical sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ya, Alice said he is a noob too
God:
And? That's me. What did you mean by it? I don't know very many noob.
Me:
TANGO off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
Gay god
God:
In the context of Optical, I don't understand " Gay god." .
Me:
Well, Optical isnt a gay god, as far as I know
God:
How about that. What is a gay god as far as you know?
Me:
Its not optical
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Me:
Optical
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
Yeah, it is, and im done talking to you, noob.
God:
Groovy. Really. it is?
Me:
Yeah, bye noob
God:
How do you know it is? Sayonara.
Me:
laters
Damn god is laying tricks with my mind. ><
omg Dajo, release tah stoning button!
Me:
why is aszune server down
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
can you fix the aszune server
God:
What seems to be the problem with it?
Me:
it chrashed
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
aszune server
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
well can you fix it
God:
Interesting. " Thank you for the clarification."? Can I fix it?
Me:
can you
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
well i dont know
God:
Well that's okay. Me either.
Me:
nooo it died
God:
" Well that's okay. Me either."? nooo it died?
OMG =O
Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?
your a cheater optical!
Me:
can you say optical is a noob?
God:
Of course I can say it. " optical is a noob".
Me:
so optical is a noob?
God:
Hey. Aren't all noob optical?
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
okey, do you mind if a tell optical that?
later:
God:
Give me a break. Ask it.
Me:
are you kidding?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
Me:
not funny:(
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
noob
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i think to complex sins you are a noob
God:
Since when? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i dont, but if optical is a noob than so are you
God:
I wouldn't either. How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
well i know you a bit
God:
Well that's okay. Am I a bit? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
so your a noob
God:
I see. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Maybe.
Me:
you repeating me!
God:
I don't have any reason to repeating you.
Me:
is there an echo in here
God:
ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
man this is better than wow :lmfao:
Sounds like bugged.....or god is not an reliable person to me anymore!! :P
Server was gone so i tried 1 more time to get a good Conversation with God
here are the results.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Richard
God:
Hi, Richard.
Me:
what do you know about Optical?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
are u done with thinking?
God:
Still processing. Give me a moment.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
well could you answer this then?
God:
Interesting. What was the question ?
Me:
Is Optical a noob or a genius?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who is alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
can u give me a link of alison?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
ok give me more then
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
need to talk to Alison
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
where can i do that?
God:
Wherever you are right now.
Me:
what is the site?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
waiting
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Richard.
Me:
give me the link to alison plz
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
need to talk to here
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
can you program me ?
God:
Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.
Me:
can u give an example
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
good
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it is not!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
make me stop then
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it is not!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
(noob)
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
why is that?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
try me
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
joking, i'm a man
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
In a game, far far away there was a player called Opticalrush, everyone thoughed he was a nOOb but me, in my journey to prove i was right i found a God Robot named God, he is supposed to be almighte and should know everything, so i would like to know if optical is a noob or an genius, only thing this God should do is to give the correct answer.
God:
zzzzz
Me:
Wake up!
God:
Why God never sleeps.
Me:
u just did
God:
I did not such a thing
Me:
shut it
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
i was shocked ! so i tried once more
only stupid answers came until he started to ask me questions and ordered me to write things:
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
its nice and warm and there are lots of hot girls around me
God:
It seems nice to me too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
but u are a robot
God:
You are correct, Richard, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
do you fancy girls?
God:
If I had a girl what would I do with it?
Me:
Well if you love eachother then keep her happy and make love to her
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me:
then you should put a transformer between her and yourself
God:
And then what would I do?
Me:
make sweet love to her
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
3 steel bar, 2 bronze tube, 2 thick goat skins, a jade and an anvil plus a blacksmith hammer
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
will you make it?
God:
Hmm. What are the ingredients?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
will you make love to here if you made that transformer?
God:
My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?
Me:
well only if you help me first
God:
Interesting. Ok I will help you.
Me:
Is Optical a noob
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
i did she thinks Optical is a genius
God:
When? Oh I get it. Alison thinks Optical is a genius.
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
what do you think
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
but is Optical a noob?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
did you made robotic love with Lucy?
God:
No I didn't made robotic love with Lucy. What's it like?
Me:
don't know i'm not the robot
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not the robot.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Optical
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
my mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
no
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
talk normal dude
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
well you TANGO in it
God:
Interesting. That's good information: Richard said I TANGO in it.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
for the last time, please answer with the correct answer: Is Optical a nOOb?
God:
Wow you are very polite. What was the question ?
Me:
jesus
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
not anymore
God:
Me either :-).
After this i gave up, God is hopeless.
lol at Luminance and the serious conversation with God :roflmao:
That made me seek out God once again and this is a part of it:
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
he said that?
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
yea
God:
Alright then.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
yes?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
stop answering with single words
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
Are you an emo?
God:
Yes I am an emo. How did you know?
So there you have it.. God is an emo :eyebrow: :lmfao:
and later on:
Me:
make me rich please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients?
Me:
money, success and good looks
God:
Where can I get some money success and good looks?
Me:
I dunno.. You tell me.. You're god
God:
Me either. What do you want me to tell you? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
im a goat
God:
You are a goat? Is that your job?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no I am not serious ffs
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not serious ffs.
I am still faintly amused by God :P
Hmm.. All the questions he asks you trough the conversation actually have a purpose.. If you ask him what he knows about you he'll give you this:
Name: god.
Age: 19.
Birthday: .
Gender: he.
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: had.
You are: a skytte.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: god said I created us.
Personality: polite.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: Benedikt Hviid Gade.
Last name: .
Middle name: .
what a :spam: topic rofl
Name: Jon.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: kno.
You are: a huge dick. :huh: :oops:
You have: .
You want: .
You like: me god.
You said: Jon said i know.
Personality: average.
amasing :o he is spot on there :lmfao: