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Title: If women were football teams
Post by: sheepy on April 05, 2006, 09:33:05 AM

If women were football teams:

Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could
look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a
declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above
their ability.

Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the
occasional admiring glance.

Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came,
please.

Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
drawback.

Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
expensive foreign implants.

Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back.
Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great
but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all
that painful whining.

Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team
on earth

Title: If women were football teams
Post by: Le Rouge on April 07, 2006, 02:38:06 PM

The Liverpool one is great, have wondered why they don't work well 2gether, and now I know :)

Re Keira Knightley, didn't she have them done? If so - does this also help the Spurs?

Title: If women were football teams
Post by: IntitalD on April 11, 2006, 03:16:17 PM

cant wait see they naked :P

Title: If women were football teams
Post by: Penfold on April 11, 2006, 07:21:20 PM

That one's a tad harsh on Davina <_<

PEN

Title: If women were football teams
Post by: sheepy on April 12, 2006, 10:58:42 AM

hey dont shoot the messenger, was just posting up a funny email that I recieved

Title: If women were football teams
Post by: DuVeL on April 12, 2006, 11:57:45 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by sheepy@Apr 12 2006, 11:58 AM
hey dont shoot the messenger, was just posting up a funny email that I recieved
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I found it funny!

Title: If women were football teams
Post by: sheepy on April 12, 2006, 01:20:37 PM

well if i bought a little bit of joy to just 1 person it was worth it

Title: If women were football teams
Post by: Hippy on April 12, 2006, 03:55:39 PM

That last post made smile.

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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: sheepy on April 05, 2006, 09:33:05 AM