I guess I cant give anything away but GO SEE IT!!!!!!! ITS SO COOL!!
:jester: :kill1: :shag1: :biggrin: :nasty end:
i actually do want 2 go c this, but havnt had hte chance yet.
Any advice on how I can convince my highly intelligent girlfriend to go and see this ? :?
If you guys can't help me then it's another spanish art house flick for CB......
Theres blokes in it with Huge cocks ........and they can count to ten........and have filofaxes ............sod it u make it up :D
QuoteAny advice on how I can convince my highly intelligent girlfriend to go and see this ? :?
highly intelligent girlfriend and your?? 8O
.....is that the same Chimpboy i ask myself!! :twisted: :lol:
QuoteAny advice on how I can convince my highly intelligent girlfriend to go and see this ? :?
If you guys can't help me then it's another spanish art house flick for CB......
She can't be that bright if she's willing to make do with you.
Plus the fact that you are either not alowed to go anywhere without her, or actually have no other friends to ask, is a sadness all of it's own.
I know, it's hard to believe that this half-man, half-ape can make it with a real girl, but it's true.
Not sure about the big cock thing - I think you fail to appreciate my goal here. Haven't you guys seen taxi driver?
I was hoping for some startling insight into how jackass is a metaphor for the inner child in all of us (or something). She just might be stupid enough to buy that.....
QuoteI was hoping for some startling insight into how jackass is a metaphor for the inner child in all of us (or something). She just might be stupid enough to buy that.....
Now let's get this right Chimp......is she highly intelligent or stupid??
As an older guy I, and several of the other members of this Forum can help you young bucks out here, and advise you of the pitfalls of dating intelligent women.
I think Smitey gave you the first clue
Theres blokes in it with Huge cocks ........and they can count to ten........and have filofaxes ............sod it u make it up.....and I'm sure the rest of the guys will agree when I say that the only real difference between a "highly intelligent girlfriend" and a normal girlfriend is attitude........
you either have it or
you need to get it....
real quick!! :roll:
Now let's start with the premise that if she was
that intelligent she wouldn't be going out with a bloke in the first place......after all there are lots of other intelligent women out there who don't want all their meals cooked for them and won't leave all their dirty laundry all over the bedroom floor.....so the
real intelligent choice is to be Lesbian......
Having got over that hurdle she is almost yours for the asking.... but neither Rommel or Monty got where they are today without taking a few risks.....so the tactical plan is a simple one
.....Tell her that you want to see the movie to remind you (her really of course) just how dumb and childlike "some Men" can be (she will instantly appreciate your finer qualities) and how you fail to see what a woman would find attractive in such men (reaffirming her choice of you as her "soulmate")
Suggest dinner afterwards (pay for God's sake as women hate stingy men!!) but be prepared to listen to her diatrate over dinner of how boorish she finds such men (general tip here is to recall highlights of the 1966 World Cup win to keep your oohs and ahhs at the required level whilst "listening")
Suitably softened up after the meal tell her that you bought her some flowers (Lillies work a treat as you excite both her sense of smell and sight here....forget Roses.. they are so passe.....and mean something to "them" that you don't want to entertain!!) but forgot to bring them and left them at your place (coffee's out...flowers are in)......
Once inside your domain (and suitably softened with the flowers and Bubbly [don't forget the bubbly] suitably chilled) bring the conversation round to the film again and ask her if, at any time, she became aroused at the sight of all those men doing such daredevil stunts (crazy and dumb as they were :wink: )
Once she opens up (metaphorically....at the moment) and tells you that although the guys were real dumb they had a kind of sex appeal about them........immediately launch into the time that you too were crazy in your younger days and remember only too well the time that....(anything that leads her to believe that you can be an animal, rampant with lust and longing) and how, although appreciating her high intellectual levels, wish that she would share with you a time that she was wanton and carefree)............eh voila!! :wink:
.....
she is yours for the taking, be manly and just a little rough, drag her across the bed before you roger her wildly in your evil wickedly manly way......she is putty in your hands!! :twisted: :twisted:
ps Do remember to keep some lose change around the house for her taxi ride home (youv'e both been drinking remember) and remind her of the early start you have the next day (otherwise you would be delighted for her to stay the night!!??)
Give her two days and she will be ringing every five minutes for a repeat performance.............
There you see.....she really is intelligent after all!! :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
NB All information contained within this article is not based upon real people or situations and the makers of the piece accept no responsibility whatsoever for hormonally induced attacks, unwanted pregnancies, boiled rabbits in saucepans, sleepless nights induced by women stalkers, crazed or frenzied knife attacks, litigation pertaining to broken promises of marriage, proposals of marriage, proposals to move in together or any acts of God
Then again, you could just give her a slap round the chops and tell her you're going to see it with your mates. If she doesn't like it then she knows where the bloody door is.......
QuoteThen again, you could just give her a slap round the chops and tell her you're going to see it with your mates. If she doesn't like it then she knows where the bloody door is.......
Smooth bastard! It's easy to see why you're such a success with the ladeez. :)(or should that be 'laydeez')........Wimmin.
Wow, thanks for the fatherly advice gents. Being a young pup unwise to the ways of woman I need this. Sod off Clare Rainer, I've got Dingo and Smiley.
On the one hand there is the subtle "lurve" god double-bluff moves of the Dingo. 8)
Then on the other you have Smilodon - the dictatorial alcoholic wife beater. :x
The choice, as they say, is up to you..... 8O
ur obviously with the wrong sort of wonam actually if u cannot b honest with her and say that your going to c the movie and she can come if she wants.
then again taking advice from me is a bit stupid, last time i pulled was in a mosh pit, after 8 hours of solid drinking [this was only 9pm btw] we then went on to a club and done some stupid drinking games, in the morning me m8s said i had pulled again and that she actually looked like shrek. but i dont rember that.
QuoteThen on the other you have Smilodon - the dictatorial alcoholic wife beater. :x
Stop inventing stuff.
Dictatorial? There's no dictatorial about it. She has a clear choice, either stay or sod off. It's completely up to her.
Alcoholic? Never mentioned anyone getting drunk.
Wife? It's your girlfriend. A loose partnership at best. No bonds of wedlock. No commitment.
Beater? One slap is hardly a beating.
My way is the only way - you know it makes sense...
:stupid:
QuoteQuoteI was hoping for some startling insight into how jackass is a metaphor for the inner child in all of us (or something). She just might be stupid enough to buy that.....
Now let's get this right Chimp......is she highly intelligent or stupid??
As an older guy I............
SNIP UTTER UTTER WAFFLE
............ proposals of marriage, proposals to move in together or any acts of God
Don't you ever tell me that I post rubbish to this forum again, for you have claimed my crown and no mistake :wink:
Quote Don't you ever tell me that I post rubbish to this forum again, for you have claimed my crown and no mistake :wink:
.......says the man who undoubtably wrote the ditty "you can't get Kwicker than a Kwik Fit fitter!! :roll: :roll:
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.......says the man who undoubtably wrote the ditty "you can't get Kwicker than a Kwik Fit fitter!! :roll: :roll:
They are word and they come one after the other, but when you join them all up the don't make one bit of sense :?: :?: :?: :?:
QuoteQuoteQuoteI was hoping for some startling insight into how jackass is a metaphor for the inner child in all of us (or something). She just might be stupid enough to buy that.....
Now let's get this right Chimp......is she highly intelligent or stupid??
As an older guy I............
SNIP UTTER UTTER WAFFLE
............ proposals of marriage, proposals to move in together or any acts of God[/b]
Don't you ever tell me that I post rubbish to this forum again, for you have claimed my crown and no mistake :wink:[/b]
Utter utter waffle, hmmm No I'd have to disagree with you smiley, he raises some good points there.
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Now let's get this right Chimp......is she highly intelligent or stupid??
As an older guy I............
SNIP UTTER UTTER WAFFLE
quote]Utter utter waffle, hmmm No I'd have to disagree with you smiley, he raises some good points there.
The King is Dead, long live the King!!
ps loves ya GFK
No problemo.
Slip me the payment in a plain brown envelope please. Ta.
feckin thread hijackers the lot of ya!
Ban 'em all, I say. I actually do have lots of friends (unlike poor Chimpy and Dingo) so I'll post some comments when we all go see it this weekend
Apologies Stryker - it was all Smiley and Dingos fault. They obviously have serious deep-seated issues. :roll:
Anyway, instead of Jackass it looks like I've been roped into seeing Salma Hayek flick about communist-loving bisexual artist "Frida".
I just need to know one thing first.....does she get her baps out in it ??!!
QuoteApologies Stryker - it was all Smiley and Dingos fault. They obviously have serious deep-seated issues. :roll:
Stop groveling you whimp
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Anyway, instead of Jackass it looks like I've been roped into seeing Salma Hayek flick about communist-loving bisexual artist "Frida".
I just need to know one thing first.....does she get her baps out in it ??!!
No she doesn't get them out ever. Your sadness really does know no bounds :(
Errrmmm Correction, try Desperado where not only does she get them out but has a passionate naked romp with Antonio Banderas. And if I may say what a fine pair they are. :shag1:
Sorry I meant ever as in this film ever.
i lost my heart to Veronica Zemanova a long time ago, so Salma means nothing to me
Aha - she does. I've just "stumbled" upon some piccies of her in Frida from a "website of dubious moral content".
Excellent - the chick is impressed by my sensitive soul and I get to see Salma's lotties. Truly a "win win" situation.
Apparently it's not only desperado, but also 1997s "Breaking Up" and the strangely titled "Velocity of Gary" that have seen her baps in action also. Still can't beat Tarantino brinking beer off her in Dusk till dawn though. Cinematic genius. 8)
Sorry about that Stryker - seem to have hijacked the forum again with my Salma rumblings. A worthy cause, but hijacked nonethless :oops:
Quote... Still can't beat Tarantino brinking beer off her in Dusk till dawn though. Cinematic genius.
That has to be in my all-time top-ten 'Phwoarrrrr! moments (fully-clothed category) :antlers:
shows my age i have no idea what u lot on about
Sheepy,
Exit this frum now!
Turn off your PC now!
Go to a video shop now!
Rent or buy From Dusk Till Dawn by Quentin Tarantino.
Watch video.
All will become clear
Ahh yes quality film the beer scene and the dance in a bikini with the snake quality moments.