Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Dingo on April 14, 2006, 01:14:05 AM

Title: Three Ducks
Post by: Dingo on April 14, 2006, 01:14:05 AM
Three ducks walk into a bar. "Say, whats your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," comes the reply. "So hows your day been, Huey?" Great. Lovely. Ive had a ball," says Huey."Been in and out of puddles all day long. What more could a duck want?" "Oh thats nice," says the bartender, before turning to the other duck. "Say whats your name?" "Dewey,"comes the reply. "And hows your day been?" "Great . Lovely. ive had a ball," too says Dewey. "Been in and out of puddles all day long. What more could a duck want?" The bartender smiles, turns to the third duck and says, "Say, Ill bet your names Louie?" "No," Says the third duck, fluttering its eyelashes. "my name is Puddles."