Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Dingo on April 14, 2006, 12:50:02 PM

Title: A Little Boy
Post by: Dingo on April 14, 2006, 12:50:02 PM
A little boy walks up to a farmer & says, Mr. Farmer I was down by the creek in your field and saw some milkweed. Would be alright if I get my Mom some milk?
The farmer laughs and says, go ahead & get all you want. About a half hour later the boy comes back with a pail of milk & the farmer is completely stunned.

The next day the boy comes back & says, Mr. Farmer while I was getting that milk yesterday I noticed some goldenrod growing down there, can I go and get some of the gold? The farmer laughs again & says to take all the gold he wants.
One hour later the boy comes back with a large sack of gold. Now the farmer is really stunned.

The next day the boy walks up to the farmer & says, When I was down at the creek getting the gold I noticed some PUSSYWILLOWS.

The farmer said Wait just one minute while I get My coat !!!
Title: A Little Boy
Post by: noevra on April 14, 2006, 02:34:47 PM
:lmfao:
Title: A Little Boy
Post by: Othbarty on April 15, 2006, 02:15:21 AM
:roflmao: says it all :D
Title: A Little Boy
Post by: sheepy on April 18, 2006, 09:43:26 AM
LOL