This is an article from a Norwegian computer site with the title "Top 50 IRC quotes" (http://itpro.no/art/1496.html). The site is in norwegian, but all the quotes are in english, so read and enjoy :)
Looks like they've been nicked almost directly from bash.org. Try here for the top 100 (links to the top 100-200, random selection of available quotes, latest quotes etc also available):
http://www.bash.org/?top (http://www.bash.org/?top)
A great way to waste time at work, just try not to giggle.
i just read them, great wast of time, much apreciated
i found something:
the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a TANGOen impostor
never once moved diagonally
look familiar? :P
man, thoose quotes are so kickass :D
Quote A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
Sometimes the truth is sooooo funny it hurts........
TL.
Quote<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
hmmm some clasm8 are like that
Quote : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
HAHAHAHA :lmfao:
classic
NES> lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back TANGOer"
another good one, BTW I cant edit my posts!
Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can TANGO?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
dumb yanks
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in TANGOing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our TANGOing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! TANGO TANGO TANGO
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
Sheepy spamming for post count? :P
yeh like he needs it with 3000+ posts :P
i quess thats how he got the 3000 posts :P
I cant edit my posts!
Remember I have been with dMw since before these forums were around!
just look at the member numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beat ya! ;)
TL.
yes you do but im working on it.
Its just that all my posts contain relevent well thought out points and not waffle (see signature)
and ur only a lower member number due to you being one of the guys who set up the forums, as soon as I was told I signed up.
Transferred the IRC thread to the Laughs section for sharing with the wider community.
TL.
u just did that so that you had something to post!
Nah, this one is just something to post :narnar:
TL.
Quote can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
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realy this one hearts to mutch whahahaha :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Excellent find. Like #4.
there are a lot of cool quotes in there. very nice laugh
#48 from the first link.
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
Very good.