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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: suicidal_monkey on March 07, 2003, 03:00:30 PM

Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 07, 2003, 03:00:30 PM
<--Whats that? Eh? Eh?
Quotesuicidal_monkey
Chocolate Balloon
bah :?
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: DarkAngel on March 07, 2003, 03:03:14 PM
its according to how many posts you have made the more you do the better rank u get !
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 07, 2003, 03:08:13 PM
:lol: how does a chocolate balloon come into it :)

soo far before I, um, ferment?, to become a mighty cheese event. mighty chocolate cheese!!!
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: smilodon on March 07, 2003, 05:21:47 PM
1000+            =            Problem child
500-999         =             Mighty Cheese Event
250-499         =             Bucket of Frantic Thrashing
200-249         =             Dark Moment
150-199         =             Toasted Mouse
100-149         =             Surgical Implant
50-99            =              Unfortunate Noise
10-49            =              Chocolate Balloon
0-9               =              (nothing)            

I think?
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 07, 2003, 05:34:07 PM
not too many more till my balloon bursts creating the unfortunate :oops: noise then 8)
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: smilodon on March 07, 2003, 06:04:34 PM
Verily yes,

For the lord did look upon the void and was not pleased,
And lo he did create from the nothingness a great balloon of chocolate,
And verily the lord was pleased,
But man did fiddle with the Chocolate Balloon and it did burst creating an Unfortunate Noise,
And thence did the Lord look down upon man and his wrath was terrible to behold,
For verily man has broken the balloon which was most holy and chocolaty,
And the lord did cast down fire and brimstone,
And lo, man was wounded, and the wound was deep.
Then did man use Surgical Implants to heal his wound,
And lo he was Jolly again,
But the lord was filled with wrath again,
And he did turn the cities to bogeys, and the seas to sick
And (struggling here people)....and did turn every first born to a Toasted Mouse (sorry)
And there was wailing and gnashing of teeth,
And verilyall mankind was afeared of the lord and his mousey punishment,
And a Dark Moment fell across all the lands of the earth,
And many were those who kacked their pants,
But the Lord was merciful and did take pity on his children.
"Verily come forth" he commanded,
"And feast from my Mighty Cheese Event."
"For although you are all a Problem Child to me, I forgive thee and offer thee cheese."
And so there was much rejoicing and scoffing of congealed milk products.

Amen
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 07, 2003, 07:03:59 PM
8O  8O  8O

btw, shouldn't it be "lo" instead of "low"? needs more verily's :lol:
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: smilodon on March 07, 2003, 07:05:13 PM
DON'T QUESTION THE WORD OF THE LORD BOY   :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 08, 2003, 12:41:50 AM
He is right though. lo is what it should be. And yes definately more verilys

Other than that top marks.
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: smilodon on March 08, 2003, 01:32:05 AM
OH ALL BLOODY RIGHT THEN  :(
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 08, 2003, 04:19:37 AM
:P  :P  :P




The triad has spoken




 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 09, 2003, 04:13:14 PM
The balloon has popped!
Title: floating lactose & cocoa product?
Post by: DarkAngel on March 09, 2003, 06:53:18 PM
cease your unwelcomed noise


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