Dead Men Walking

dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Anonymous on March 07, 2003, 10:40:38 PM

Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2003, 10:40:38 PM
..I came up with this tonight when playing on Baldric. Oldie (who was last T left) had gone AFK and had left his avatar facing into a corner!!!

Hope you like it...

I've often said,
When I am dead,
That the viewpoint on Baldric is boring.
And I'd sooner be out,
With an ugly old trout,
Laughing and singing and whoring.

So if you go AFK,
There's only one way,
To keep all us dead peeps from griping.
Kill the radio sound,
Turn your player around,
And leave us to watch Stryker sniping!

My moral is plain,
I won't tell you again,
If I have to I'll bloody well choke.
Looking into the corner,
Like Little Jack Horner,
Is something I'll leave to OldBloke!

eye thenk ewe!
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on March 07, 2003, 11:28:22 PM
LOL so talented...   can i have your autograph?

Thats it just there on the bottom of your checkbook.   Ta.  :D
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on March 08, 2003, 12:18:41 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: Squonk on March 08, 2003, 12:48:18 AM
He's wasted just Wasted What.......... a talent :-)
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2003, 01:11:41 AM
QuoteHe's wasted just Wasted What.......... a talent :-)
Yup! Every round I played tonite I got wasted  :(
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: Squonk on March 08, 2003, 10:11:56 AM
:lol:
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: OldBloke on March 08, 2003, 10:21:07 AM
:oops:  :oops:  :oops:
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 08, 2003, 05:39:06 PM
QuoteHe's wasted just Wasted

You have been told about playing in that condition before!!
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: Stryker on March 09, 2003, 01:09:22 PM
amazing, you've painted a big bulls eye on your back all in one short ode :-)
Title: An Ode to Baldric
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2003, 02:24:06 PM
LOL