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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 10, 2003, 11:11:05 AM

Title: Concept Toilet
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 10, 2003, 11:11:05 AM
Concept Toilets

Twyford VIP ( Versatile Interactive Pan )

This innovative WC design combines ergonomics and technology with wellbeing. The ceramic bowl moves, in an arc, up and down to provide a range of positions to accommodate many ages, cultures and preferences.
 :lol: Kind of like the stannah stairlift of toilets then!! :lol:

Movement of the bowl is by voice recognition or via the pre-programmed wall plaque. Flushing, which is activated by an infrared sensor, operates on a vacuum system, this reduces the volume of water required to an environment friendly 2 litres.

It's our vision of the future of toilets and as a concept will be developed further

(http://www.twyfordbathrooms.com/images/Vip.jpg)

This is advertised elsewhere as the future of networked toiletry. It analyses your -ahem- waste to find early traces of illness and can contact doctors via the web to notify them of your symptoms.
Title: Concept Toilet
Post by: Stryker on March 10, 2003, 04:34:58 PM
one for "old bloke" :-)
Title: Concept Toilet
Post by: OldBloke on March 10, 2003, 05:43:34 PM
Hey! Forget case-modding. This has got to be the next BIG thing ...

BOGMODDING  :D

Hmmmm! Let me think ... See-through seats with internal cold cathodes...
Title: Concept Toilet
Post by: TeaLeaf on March 10, 2003, 06:21:30 PM
QuoteHey! Forget case-modding. This has got to be the next BIG thing ...

BOGMODDING :D
Never mind the bog-modding....I am just waiting to see if your PC arrives at the LAN with cutom pebble-dashing  8O

TL.  8)