Dead Men Walking

dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => Seriously though ... => Topic started by: OldBloke on July 14, 2006, 12:07:18 AM

Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: OldBloke on July 14, 2006, 12:07:18 AM
WTF?

The guy's a footy thug not a national hero.

This wasn't a 'crime of passion', it was an assault. If any supporter present at the World Cup had done this they'd be banged up.


 It wasn't a 'head butt'. It was a 'butt'.
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: Doorman on July 14, 2006, 02:33:34 AM
Quote from: OldBlokeWTF?

The guy's a footy thug not a national hero.

This wasn't a 'crime of passion', it was an assault. If any supporter present at the World Cup had done this they'd be banged up.


 It wasn't a 'head butt'. It was a 'butt'.

That was last week for god's sake. Leave it, move on. We've got the Olympics soon. :angry:
Seriously, the whole of the World cup was littered with fouls and cheats to the extent that even the officials cheated! Referees watched a replay of that incident and THEN red carded him! As I understand it, against the rulesl

Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning Zidane's action but the whole ethos of 'sport' these days STINKS! There are very few sportsmen these days that would get into dMw. I'm depressed now so I'm going to bed.

Just before I go, take another look at that video and see if Zidane actually made contact with the other guy's chest. If he did it was minimal, certainly not enough to sent a 13stone man flying! They're all tossers and ruin what is a super game. I'm now going to bed well angry. :angry:
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: DuVeL on July 14, 2006, 06:50:25 AM
Quote from: DoormanDo I detect 'bitter' here? Join the club.

Same here Ron. I think all the players got the see "das U-boot" and "titanic" before the match singing we all live in a yellow submarine.
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: BrotherTobious on July 14, 2006, 08:32:10 AM
It is truely disgusting but there is some new evidence brought to you by them  boffs over at the reg :)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/13/zidane_headbutt_outrage (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/13/zidane_headbutt_outrage)
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: Benny on July 14, 2006, 09:47:38 AM
It was a bit crap. The only thing I could think of is if he'd said something about my kids, but then if you are going off you may as well knock him out properly, none of this half arsed chest butting.
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: Dingo on July 14, 2006, 11:49:00 AM
Like Materazzi should complain....He makes Vinny Jones look like an Angel!!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlaqsOPlt-0&mode=related&search=Materazzi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlaqsOPlt-0&mode=related&search=Materazzi)
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: DuVeL on July 14, 2006, 11:53:42 AM
Quote from: DingoLike Materazzi should complain....He makes Vinny Jones look like an Angel!!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlaqsOPlt-0&mode=related&search=Materazzi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlaqsOPlt-0&mode=related&search=Materazzi)
:blink: Kickboxing on the soccerfield...I think he watched that movie Shaolin soccer or something a bit to much.
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: Dingo on July 14, 2006, 12:03:58 PM
And then there's that other chap we all love?.........
 
 
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.

At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from thewater and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ....... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries."

She knighted them and sailed away.

As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."





"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F*ck all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up ?"
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: DuVeL on July 14, 2006, 12:09:57 PM
Hahahaha :worship: :woot2: :thumbsup2: :boxing: :lmfao:
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: Doorman on July 14, 2006, 01:09:31 PM
Well done Dingo, lightened that up just in time! :biggrin:
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: smite on July 14, 2006, 02:10:44 PM
ROLMAO Fantastic :biggrin:
Title: Zinedine Zidane
Post by: Cadaver on July 14, 2006, 02:32:10 PM
Most excellent sir! Just the ticket for a Friday afternoon, where keeping up the pretense of working was beginning to drag. :thumb: