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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Luminance on July 15, 2006, 10:54:03 PM

Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Luminance on July 15, 2006, 10:54:03 PM
Its true some of you may like it and some of you may not but its comming for sure and its a little diffirent. No more pala's Johns.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/World_of_warcraft
it even gets the partial same named expension pack The Burning Crusade: Flaming Passions in the Ring of Fire

(may not be suiteble for workplaces or children :devil: )
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Gorion on July 16, 2006, 11:19:24 AM
its all bullcrap ;)

that gfx alpha pic is actually a part of an Osram thingy, i got the other part :P

osram-bulb company
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Luminance on July 16, 2006, 01:18:28 PM
Wow

                 From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

                                        "Wow" is a plebian Latin (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Latin) term most commonly used to refer to how large the speaker's herd of cows (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cow) is. The trick is tone; if you pronounce is wrong, you may instead be handed a pile of stinking mush that you are expected to shove down your pants.
 If viewed upside-down, Wow bears a striking resemblence to moM. Probably Your Mom (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_Mom). Try it, it's simple. Get your sweaty arse up off your chair, turn your back to the computer monitor, grasp the edges of the desk behind your back, and simply vault upward until you are in handstand postion facing the monitor. Whoops, careful with those shoulder sockets! I could hear the rotator cuff tear from clear over here. I bet that smarts.
 Wow is useful in the center of palindromes, where it can be locked around the propellers of small aircraft as a safety measure. It must be extended for use in shipyards, however, where Jewish pirates create versions like "Yo ho ho, wow, oh-oh! Oy!" Talk about strained wordplay, I think the author just sprained his vowels.
 WoW also can stand for We Love "Toaster Babies (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Toaster_Baby&action=edit)."
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Asmoden on July 17, 2006, 01:15:28 PM
Haha! That site rox ;p
 
I also looked up girlfriend, and i found this:
 
A girlfriend is something that you (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You) will never have, unless you are a girl (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Girl) yourself, in which case you can be your own girlfriend, or you can be a lesbian (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lesbian). If you are a girl, and want a hetero-partner, then a Boyfriend (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boyfriend) is for you (it should be noted that these are far easier to find than girlfriends). Unfortunately, since the only people who read this crap are lonely teenaged males who probably touch themselves (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Masturbation) to pictures in that one Sears clothing catalog their mom happened to leave on the counter so they snuck it into their room, that aforementioned fact doesn't even really matter. Furthermore, you should just go ahead and get yourself castrated, seeing as how you'll never breed and anyway have you ever racked your nuts on something? I mean, seriously, dude. Damn
 
:lmfao:
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Luminance on July 17, 2006, 10:32:47 PM
Quote from: AsmodenHaha! That site rox ;p
 
I also looked up girlfriend, and i found this:
 
A girlfriend is something that you (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You) will never have, unless you are a girl (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Girl) yourself, in which case you can be your own girlfriend, or you can be a lesbian (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lesbian). If you are a girl, and want a hetero-partner, then a Boyfriend (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boyfriend) is for you (it should be noted that these are far easier to find than girlfriends). Unfortunately, since the only people who read this crap are lonely teenaged males who probably touch themselves (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Masturbation) to pictures in that one Sears clothing catalog their mom happened to leave on the counter so they snuck it into their room, that aforementioned fact doesn't even really matter. Furthermore, you should just go ahead and get yourself castrated, seeing as how you'll never breed and anyway have you ever racked your nuts on something? I mean, seriously, dude. Damn
 
:lmfao:
hahah :flirty: thats exactly why i love that site :P
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Neff on July 18, 2006, 12:07:28 AM
Awesome site xD
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Bastet on July 18, 2006, 07:56:51 AM
lol... Post moved to let rest of dMw enjoy it too :lmfao:
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: DuVeL on July 18, 2006, 08:34:01 AM
Quote from: Bastetlol... Post moved to let rest of dMw enjoy it too :lmfao:

You just had to show them these part of the forums right?
Welcome to these parts fellas. There's also a banter section.
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Bastet on July 18, 2006, 08:57:10 AM
Fraid they get lost too early, they hardly make thier way out of the wow section. Maybe we could set up some roadsign or shrooms duvel?
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: DuVeL on July 18, 2006, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: BastetFraid they get lost too early, they hardly make thier way out of the wow section. Maybe we could set up some roadsign or shrooms duvel?

They could try and leave breadcrumbs...Oh no, that didn't work with you right :narnar: :winkiss:
 
Zoiets misschien?
(http://www.klausdierks.com/images/Roadsigns.1960s.jpg)
And if they go to fast:
(http://www.wmsafetycameras.co.uk/images/roadsigns.jpg)
Title: A funny site, And how it Transforms look at wow
Post by: Luminance on July 18, 2006, 03:52:52 PM
Better not, cuz u might get something like this:
(http://guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/two_way.jpg)