A hillbilly farmer who wants a divorce pays visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I want to get one of those
day-vorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. I need to
figure out if you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to
church on Sundays."
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?"
The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a
John Deere."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that'swhere I
parks my John Deere."
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or
something?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30AM."
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"
The said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last
child
was a nagger and that's why I wants dayvorce.
lol pwnd :lmfao:
Moved by BB - wasn't sure but decided to err on the side of caution