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Poll
Question: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Option 1: fcoz - Its natural votes: 16
Option 2: o wai homeboi votes: 11
Option 3: hat is balls? votes: 3
Option 4: omg: im too young to vote votes: 6
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Padding on July 26, 2006, 02:34:07 PM
Now, i've been wondering this for a while, and its not secret that comments where made when we downed Nefarian for the very first time.
 
Since then it has been a debated issue, and therefore im pulling up a post to investigate the issue and maybe get some pictures to prove whether its right or not.
 
Feel free to come with your inputs here 8)
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2006, 02:38:48 PM
I think you left out a very likely alternative: "White and small" :roflmao:

Quote from: Padding(...)and maybe get some pictures to prove whether its right or not. (...)
Please DON'T :blink:
It's many pictures I'd like to see on the forum, but that is definetly NOT one of 'em :tongue:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Umbra on July 26, 2006, 02:46:32 PM
Well, the majority of people have voted yes, 'cos they;ve seen the pictures of me but to clarify:

a) I'm half african, that verifies pigment
b) Not had a gf for about 5 years, that verifies size

If you want pics, I'll get some soon
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2006, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: Umbrab) Not had a gf for about 5 years, that verifies size
I suddenly got to think of that little dog in the movie Van Wilder :ohmy:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Carr0t on July 26, 2006, 03:07:38 PM
Given the subject, that smiley is oh so wrong... :narnar:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bastet on July 26, 2006, 03:10:11 PM
and your "licking" smily isnt?
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: KreuZ on July 26, 2006, 03:20:58 PM
Quote from: UmbraWell, the majority of people have voted yes, 'cos they;ve seen the pictures of me but to clarify:

a) I'm half african, that verifies pigment
b) Not had a gf for about 5 years, that verifies size

If you want pics, I'll get some soon
I agree.

But it makes me wonder if that's just compensation for Mr. Johnson.
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Umbra on July 26, 2006, 03:37:48 PM
what is van wilder? and what is mr johnson?
any implication that I 5h4g anything that comes close is incorrect, that's WHY it;s been 5 years, was waiting for a good one, why do you think I wasn;t raiding all weekend ;) so technically, while the statement was true at the first nef kill, one of the aforementioned substatements no longer holds true ;)

So tired yesterday.
I feel so drained
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2006, 03:51:47 PM
Quote from: Umbrawhat is van wilder?
Van Wilder (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283111/) is a great movie starring among others Ryan Reynolds (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005351/) and Tara Reid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005346/).  If you haven't seen it, that's one I really can reccomend :biggrin:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Neff on July 26, 2006, 04:52:06 PM
Recomend the movie. But the thing Bob was pointing out was that its a dog there with huge nutsacks.
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Asmoden on July 27, 2006, 02:04:59 AM
mmmm Tara Reid... I wouldent mind going down that lane!
 
Im pretty sure Umbra has the testicals he claims to have.
Anyone with the hots for pancakes's has those!...right Vargen? :laugh:
 
 
edit: Hmm, just realised how happy i am Jariuna doesent read the boards!!
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Soulbringerx on July 27, 2006, 07:18:51 AM
Quote from: Asmodenmmmm Tara Reid... I wouldent mind going down that lane!
 
 

 
I bet that lane has some side doors :norty:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2006, 07:51:17 AM
Quote from: Asmodenedit: Hmm, just realised how happy i am Jariuna doesent read the boards!!
I'll remember to give here a small hint next time I see here online :norty:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Asmoden on July 27, 2006, 05:20:44 PM
Quote from: ThrebrilithI'll remember to give here a small hint next time I see here online :norty:

 
I think i just forgot why i liked you people :blink:
 
8)
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Adularena on July 28, 2006, 11:18:58 AM
Only thing big and black on Umbra is infact balls. But I happen to know that he got two balls type: big and color: black tattoed to his inner tighs.
 
Right?
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Luminance on July 28, 2006, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: KreuZI agree.

But it makes me wonder if that's just compensation for Mr. Johnson.

5 years of neglection think mr. Johnson aint that Mr any more :norty:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Neff on July 28, 2006, 02:54:29 PM
Tara reid has Ugly boobs, fact.
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bob on July 28, 2006, 03:29:34 PM
Quote from: NeffTara reid has Ugly boobs, fact.
:huh:
Did anybody say somewhere that she has nice boobs?
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Neff on July 28, 2006, 04:59:58 PM
Did i say that anyone said she doesnt? :blink:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bob on July 28, 2006, 05:02:11 PM
:withstupid:
It just came kind of like a bolt out of the blue...  Thought you perhaps was going for today's TotallyOffTopic(tm) award :tongue:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: StrontiumDog on July 28, 2006, 07:55:40 PM
Quote from: ThrebrilithTotallyOffTopic(tm) award :tongue:

A gimlet is a hand tool (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_tool) for drilling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drilling) small holes, mainly in wood, without splitting. It was defined in Gwilt's Architecture (1859) as "a piece of steel of a semi-cylindrical form, hollow on one side, having a cross handle at one end and a worm or screw at the other".
A gimlet is always a small tool. A similar tool of larger size is called an auger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auger). The cutting action of the gimlet is slightly different from an auger, however, as the end of the screw, and so the initial hole it makes, is smaller; the cutting edges pare away the wood which is moved out by the spiral sides, falling out through the entry hole. This also pulls the gimlet further into the hole as it is turned; unlike a brad awl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stitching_awl), pressure is not required once the tip has been drawn in.
The name "gimlet" comes from the Old French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_French) guimbelet, probably a diminutive of the Old English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English_language) "wimble", and the Scandinavian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia) wammie, to bore or twist; the modern French is gibelet.
The term is also used figuratively to describe something as sharp or piercing, and also to describe the twisting, boring motion of using a gimlet. The term gimlet-eyed can mean sharp-eyed or squint-eyed (one example of this use is Major General Smedley Darlington Butler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley_Butler), who was known as "Old Gimlet Eye").
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Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Bob on July 28, 2006, 08:07:22 PM
:withstupid: :withstupid: :withstupid: :withstupid: :withstupid:

Good one Stront, I think you win :lmfao:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Neff on July 28, 2006, 08:11:34 PM
Quote from: Threbrilith:withstupid:
It just came kind of like a bolt out of the blue...  Thought you perhaps was going for today's TotallyOffTopic(tm) award :tongue:
Noones ever taken it away from me mate :norty:
Title: POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS
Post by: Umbra on August 01, 2006, 05:06:40 PM
wtf? 3 page thread on my balls? i'm scared now. anyhoo, they are owned now, but I hope to get her in WoW soon :)

Adu, I have no tattoos as yet, those were written in felt tip pen, and that was our secret :(