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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Vincentvega on August 01, 2006, 06:47:19 PM

Title: skippy
Post by: Vincentvega on August 01, 2006, 06:47:19 PM
My Dog Skippy
 
 A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
 This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very  nervous.They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to  feel a little discomfort, thanks to her  nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other  choice, she decides to relieve herself  a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It  wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be  embarrassed, her boyfriend's father  looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern  voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought,  "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning  to feel the pain again. This time, she  didn't even hesitate. She let a much  louder and longer rrrrrip.The father  again looked at the dog and yelled,  "Dammit Skippy!"Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time  she didn't even think about it.  She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog  with disgust and yelled, "Dammit  Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on  you!"
Title: skippy
Post by: Hippy on August 01, 2006, 10:06:40 PM
:laugh:

I thought it might be about the bush kangaroo.
Title: skippy
Post by: Vincentvega on August 01, 2006, 11:20:00 PM
you aint old enuff to remember......surely:narnar:
Title: skippy
Post by: Bastet on August 02, 2006, 07:50:05 AM
lol i quess :blink:
Title: skippy
Post by: sheepy on August 02, 2006, 09:33:35 AM
an oldie but a goodie
Title: skippy
Post by: suicidal_monkey on August 02, 2006, 01:00:15 PM
http://www.uktvadverts.com/Media/video/rolo1.ram

skippy rocks :D
Title: skippy
Post by: Luminance on August 02, 2006, 10:20:27 PM
what a "crap" joke :P haha

heard it before in dutch with other names, but it stays funny :)
Title: skippy
Post by: delanvital on August 03, 2006, 11:59:33 AM
Quote from: suicidal_monkeyhttp://www.uktvadverts.com/Media/video/rolo1.ram (http://www.uktvadverts.com/Media/video/rolo1.ram)

skippy rocks :D

I can still remember that darn theme...
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