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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Gandalf on March 20, 2003, 05:13:57 PM

Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Gandalf on March 20, 2003, 05:13:57 PM
http://www.vnunet.com/geekometer (http://www.vnunet.com/geekometer)
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2003, 06:42:47 PM
79%  8O
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 20, 2003, 07:22:00 PM
62%

You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd say it was almost certainly a bad thing.
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Signal on March 20, 2003, 07:25:46 PM
middle o the road at 52% :)
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 20, 2003, 07:26:26 PM
QuoteOfficial Certificate of Geekiness

This is to certify that suicidal_monkey has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown his class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 55%. Accordingly he has been awarded the following accolade...

"Is there any better place to be than just above half way? Yes, there is, Mr. Tediously Average! There's nothing so dull as middle-of-the-road mediocrity, and that's you, all right, and it's nothing to be proud of. You've either spent an unhealthy amount of time forcing your inadequate intellect to understand the little you know, or you've settled for knowing the minimum you could get away with, you lazy git."

"you've settled for knowing the minimum you could get away with, you lazy git" :s my numbers up
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Doorman on March 20, 2003, 09:18:18 PM
40%. Dumb ffffu.... :(
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Gandalf on March 20, 2003, 09:30:23 PM
wooohoo!!

QuoteOfficial Certificate of Geekiness





This is to certify that Gandalf has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown his class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 93%. Accordingly he has been awarded the following accolade...





"Ooh, who's a clever boy then? Or, increasingly (and eventually exclusively) who's a clever girl then? You really are a geek, and you do know your stuff. You didn't get fooled by those laughably easy questions. On the other hand, which did you get wrong? How very annoying. Now you'd better just go back and try it again (and again, and again), or you'll never be able to rest easy. Obsessive idiot."
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: smilodon on March 20, 2003, 09:38:54 PM
QuoteOfficial Certificate of Geekiness


This is to certify that Smildon has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown his class in achieving .......OH MY GOD you're a stellar uber-geek.

You are obviously using Mozilla v 1.21 which cannot run the quiz at all, due to the fact that Vnunet clearly can't code it's scripts in a 'standards complaint' manner.

As a Mozilla user you therefore are automatically awarded 100% by default.

We prostrate ourselves before you oh Mighty Lion of the Desert, Oh King of Kong, Oh Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah.

 8)
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 20, 2003, 11:19:52 PM
That says it all really!!! :rofl:
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: smilodon on March 20, 2003, 11:43:33 PM
Did it in IE and I was rubbish  :(
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2003, 11:55:42 PM
All bow to Gandy. We are not worthy!
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on March 21, 2003, 01:55:30 AM
You are 24% geek
 

Okay, so you've mastered the on/off switch on your computer, but this is nothing to be proud of. Let's face it, a hamster is about as good at computer-related stuff as you. Either take an interest or buy a Mac.



i take it that the lower the number you get the better you are  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Stryker on March 21, 2003, 08:47:15 AM
You are 62% geek

I got the geek exam type questions right but the cool questions wrong (from a geek's point of view) :-)
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: FrEnZy on March 21, 2003, 01:59:14 PM
You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd say it was almost certainly a bad thing.

:o

I fear for oldies result
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on March 21, 2003, 03:09:10 PM
Hmmmm Redid this at work just now and scored 85% and yes the questions were different. Shows how much I switch out of work mode when at home.

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You're pretty much a nerd, sure enough. So if that's what you wanted to hear, well done, ish. I mean you're a "kind-of" geek, but definitely not gifted. Either you're a hard worker who's as thick as two short sales executives, or you just can't be bothered with detail. Whichever, you're a loser.
Title: Are you a geek?
Post by: Squonk on March 21, 2003, 05:10:06 PM
32% geek
is that good or bad :?