This one has been rolling around work for a few days now so here goes....
In the next few years you are given a stark choice regarding the future of the UK.
1. Either we are completely integrated into a United States of Europe with a single currency, parliament, police force, army, tax rate etc. etc all controlled from Brussels.
2. Or we elect to join the Union of the USA becoming their 51st State. We would adopt the USA currency, government, police force, army etc etc. all controlled from Washington.
There is no third choice, it's either all Europe or all USA. We cannot remain an independant UK.
What's it to be?
has to be europe.
europe + amsterdam, enough said
- france
usa + big hamburgers and hotdogs
- lots of VERY overwieght ppl trying to sue McDonalds and BK
QuoteThere is no third choice, it's either all Europe or all USA. We cannot remain an independant UK. What's it to be?
I vote for option (3), a big value McKentucky Royale with cheese meal with curly fries and a flaming BK double swiss on rye, hold the sour grapes. :D Oh, and I'll have a super-size Fanta with no ice.
Hurry up with the order dude......my stomach is waiting.....
TL. 8)
Until you can tell me where my meal is, anything of a remotely policital nature will be treated as an uninvited PITA and ignored. :evil:
Got to be USA we have enough trouble with england :!: I am a missionary :roll:
Got to be Europe
Americans are wan***s enough without them lording it over us as well
Hmm decisions, decisions…
...well it’ll have to be emigrate. :wink:
QuoteWe cannot remain an independant UK
we are 8O
Quote2. Or we elect to join the Union of the USA becoming their 51st State... all controlled from Washington
we aren't 8O
screw them both, i say go to amsterdamn enoguh pot there for teh next 30 years and thats all that matters :Fade-color :drinking: :wtf: man we need a icon for stoned , surrpose this cud be 1 8) :microwave: (but ur gonna have to be pretty stoned)
nah has to be USA, for christs sake, you peeps wanna keep paying out your TANGO for elctronics. You guys wanna keep giving away 25% of your wage to "income tax", then about 10% to NI then a further 17.5% to VAT then about another %2.5 to other taxes like council?!?!?!?
enjoy the economy of a larger country u muppets! sheesh.
Its gotta be the lesser of 2 evils - the 51st.
Up until this Iraq thing i would have gone with Europe but Germany & France's actions have exposed just how big the differences really are and how much those two countries working in collaboration are stitching up Europe for their own benefit.
Sh*t.......just fell off my soap box
QuoteSh*t.....just fell off my soap box
Wat was it doing on your soap box???
Did u take a dump, pick it out of the bog and balance it on??
Or did u just squatt over it and squeeze and see where it landed??
Proper quote "Sh*t just fell off my soap box onto the side of the bath and slid toward the spider scurrying up the drain hole"
USA. Not because I like them, but because they're not the French.
Twenty votes is a fair sample. So 12 for Europe and 8 for USA.
You might be interested to know that up until this little poll I and a couple of friends had polled half our local pub and two work places. Altogether about 45 people. And until this poll EVERY ONE OF THEM voted for the USA. So those that said Europe broke the mold :D
Personally the USA has already gone through all the pain and grief of creating a Union and has had 200 odd years to iron out the kinks. Europe is just starting and on current form look like their going to make the biggest balls up imaginable of it. That and the idea of paying $8.99 for my DVD's !
QuoteQuoteSh*t.....just fell off my soap box
Wat was it doing on your soap box???
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QuoteQuoteSh*t.....just fell off my soap box
Wat was it doing on your soap box???
Or did u just squatt over it and squeeze and see where it landed??
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No :roll:
QuoteQuoteSh*t.....just fell off my soap box
Wat was it doing on your soap box??
Proper quote "Sh*t just fell off my soap box onto the side of the bath and slid toward the spider scurrying up the drain hole"[/b]
Sigh
Sigh again
Have you finished ranting yet - you old trout :P
[homer]USA USA USA![/homer]
QuoteThat and the idea of paying $8.99 for my DVD's !
That was my point in previous post. Big country econnomies while living in small country shit hole. nice :-)
Plus I want my GUN!
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Sigh
Sigh again
Have you finished ranting yet - you old trout :P
:fist: :love: :fist:
QuoteQuoteThat and the idea of paying $8.99 for my DVD's !
That was my point in previous post. Big country econnomies while living in small country shit hole. nice :-)
Plus I want my GUN![/b]
My god real guns I completely forgot that. :twisted:
yeah you sumed up my feelings exactly.........and guns too :twisted:
But we have real guns here????????
I shoot shotgun and rifle for one, and am in the process of saving up for a shotgun!!!
Twig, but can you say "Git of may properteee" while pointing said shotgun at asailant? no cos you'd be nicked by cops.
Technically you can, provided the assailant is a threat to your or your possessions, and you are using reasonable force. You are allowed to point the gun at the person, it's the pulling the trigger bit that tends to piss people off! If you assailant is similarly armed therefore, you can quite happily shoot him in the knowledge you are using reasonable and appropriate force to defend yourself!
Feed him to the pigs and who'd know anyway :?:
Another reason is I don’t want any affiliation with those pacifist tree hugging lentil sucking museley munchers in Europe.
Scum. Correction - French scum.
http://www.itv.com/news/230688.html (http://www.itv.com/news/230688.html)
I don't think it specifically the French...I'm coming to the conclusion that 99.9% of the worlds population are complete bloody idiots. How we've got down out of the trees amazes me :roll:
My thoughts exactly, for once Smiley I have to agree with you!
QuoteMy thoughts exactly, for once Smiley I have to agree with you!
You should always agree with me I'm never wrong........
you know I'm right
QuoteHow we've got down out of the trees amazes me :roll:
We fell.
French tanks have 6 gears, 5 for reverse, and 1 forward incase thier attacked from behind
what about we leave the yanks to get on with the gulf II
and then while no-ones looking we go and invade france, then germany, then the rest will soon follow or be crushed like beetles under the lions heel......mwu-haha :twisted: :twisted:
QuoteFrench tanks have 6 gears, 5 for reverse, and 1 forward incase thier attacked from behind
[size=24]ROFL
nice one