Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => Classy Questions => World of Warcraft - Dead Men Raiding => dMw Gaming => Gaming Archive => Ranged DPS => Topic started by: StrontiumDog on October 09, 2006, 11:32:21 AM

Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: StrontiumDog on October 09, 2006, 11:32:21 AM
"Just beyond the Undercity a great Necropolis landed. Drawn by curiosity, the Lady Sylvanas herself went to see what it was. From within emerged a warlock.

With a booming voice he challenged the entire army of the Undercity. Intrigued, the Lady Sylvanis sent for her army and instructed them to meet with her in front of the Necropolis. Thinking that a mere 100 men could silence this warlock, she sent them in. As they disappeared from view Lady Sylvanas heard fighting erupt. Minutes passed and none of her soldiers emerged. The warlock walked out grinning. 'Surely you can do better!'

Slightly annoyed, Lady Sylvanas sent in 200 men. Again, as they disappeared from view, she heard the sounds of combat. Again, no soldier emerged. The warlock came into view obviously amused. 'I'm very disappointed.'

Furious over losing 300 men for nothing, Lady Sylvanas sent in her entire army, thinking this time the entire Necropolis would be razed to the ground. She listened to the fighting and when it finally ceased, one soldier emerged, obviously near the brink of death. As he staggered back to his Lady, he gasped 'It was a trap... there were two warlocks!'"
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: sheepy on October 09, 2006, 11:42:15 AM
and??????? where is the punch line
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: StrontiumDog on October 09, 2006, 11:48:24 AM
'It was a trap... there were two warlocks!'"
 
boom boom!
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: sheepy on October 09, 2006, 11:58:44 AM
but thats just not funneh
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: StrontiumDog on October 09, 2006, 11:59:51 AM
it is if you're a lock ;)
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: DogMeat on October 09, 2006, 12:07:36 PM
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: Neff on October 09, 2006, 12:09:48 PM
Aahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhah!! Im Serious Now! I Lol'd My Food Out!
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: Vargen on October 09, 2006, 12:53:26 PM
I liked the shaman version better
Title: Locks have the best jokes...
Post by: noevra on October 11, 2006, 10:45:13 AM
shamans? i feed them to my imp:eyebrow: