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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Thulsa Doom on November 03, 2006, 12:28:07 PM

Title: Magic Slide
Post by: Thulsa Doom on November 03, 2006, 12:28:07 PM
A brunette, redhead and blonde were at a special magic Amusement Park.
One of the rides was a long slide at the end of which was a magic pool.
On the way down the slide, all the rider had to do was shout out his or
her favorite drink, and hey-presto they would land in a pool full of
this drink.

So off they went. The brunette went first. On her way down, she shouted
out, "Vodka" at the top of her voice, and sure enough she landed in a
pool of the finest vodka. After filling several bottles and glasses she
went home, happy but a little unsteady.

Next the redhead -- who loved a 10 year old malt, went flying down
shouting, "Whisky," and of course into a pool of whisky she fell. She
had to be dragged away practically unconscious.

Now it was the blondes turn. She was very excited, and on her way down
she was enjoying the ride so much she shouted - "Weeeeeee!!"......
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2006, 12:31:37 PM
Quote from: Thulsa Doom;160845"Weeeeeee!!"......
eeeew :ohmy:


Funny though :roflmao:
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: Jorgen on November 03, 2006, 12:36:32 PM
lol :roflmao:
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: DuVeL on November 03, 2006, 12:43:22 PM
Quote from: Bob;160847eeeew :ohmy:
 
 
Funny though :roflmao:
:lmfao: Funny reply.
Funny joke btw!
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: Sn00ks on November 03, 2006, 01:28:56 PM
:blink:  Glad my bungey jump wasn't over one of those as I shouted 'Shiiiiiiit' most of the way down!:roflmao:
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2006, 01:40:43 PM
Quote from: Sn00ks;160863:blink:  Glad my bungey jump wasn't over one of those as I shouted 'Shiiiiiiit' most of the way down!:roflmao:
Interesting thought you've got there...

When in Copenhagen this summer (we had an SOG meeting there), we were at the Tivoli, and we took this funny thing (http://www.tivoli.dk/composite-3110.htm).  It's simply just a free fall for about 80 meters or so...
If I remember correctly, I screamed something like 'Fu**' just when it dropped... wonder what that would have given me :norty:
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: Luminance on November 03, 2006, 01:57:08 PM
lol have heard this one before but then the blond (wel in dutch we use most a german a dutch and a belgian (dumbass :P) slipped and screamed ****
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: delanvital on November 06, 2006, 12:49:29 PM
Quote from: Bob;160865I screamed something like 'Fu**' just when it dropped... wonder what that would have given me :norty:

:roflmao:
Title: Magic Slide
Post by: Luminance on November 06, 2006, 04:23:30 PM
Quote from: Bob;160865'Fu**' just when it dropped... wonder what that would have given me :norty:

maybe a giant middle finger? :g:
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