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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Doorman on April 10, 2003, 10:37:27 AM

Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Doorman on April 10, 2003, 10:37:27 AM
Grave news chaps. I wont be on MH for the next week as I'm getting married on Saturday and the 'intended' has forbidden all computer related activities. I'm not really sure what she has in mind for me but I think it's unremitting SEX! Well, that's what I understand married people do.  :lol:
When I come back I will be a 'responsible' married man. :(  Oh God! What have I done? :end:
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: ChimpBoy on April 10, 2003, 12:03:11 PM
Farewell Doorman - I fear thats the last we'll see of you   :cry:

This week-long ban is just the beginning of a long descent into married hell where not even CS can provide respite (not that I'm cynical ).....
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2003, 12:05:41 PM
That'll teach ya!

All the best Ron - Enjoy yourselves.
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on April 10, 2003, 12:25:07 PM
congrats m8 :lol:

I guess my invite got lost in the post AGAIN :x
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: sheepy on April 10, 2003, 12:44:58 PM
sex,,,,, u'll b lucky.....once married u will forget even the meaning of the word [unless she wants something]
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Doorman on April 10, 2003, 12:59:10 PM
Quotesex,,,,, u'll b lucky.....once married u will forget even the meaning of the word [unless she wants something]

Surely not. My marriage is going to be different. :roll:
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Squonk on April 10, 2003, 03:08:42 PM
Quote

Surely not. My marriage is going to be different. :roll:
yeah right! :wink:

congrats m8  :D
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Doorman on April 10, 2003, 03:23:48 PM
So what we're getting here is the message that I'm going to join all you disillusioned saddos.  :cry:
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: TeaLeaf on April 10, 2003, 05:08:15 PM
In short, Yes.  8O

w2g Ron - give her one from me...... metaphorically speaking of course  :wink:

TL.  8)
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on April 10, 2003, 06:26:42 PM
All the best Ron, Now you know why the first week is called the honeymoon, thats all the sex you'll get!!
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Aga on April 10, 2003, 09:35:02 PM
Well done mate. But you do remember the old one: "how do you stop your girlfriend giving you oral sex?"

Marry her


All the best.
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Gandalf on April 10, 2003, 10:02:10 PM
hehe, well done old chap.

don't forget. what's his is hers and what's hers is hers  :lol:
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: FBG on April 11, 2003, 01:50:27 PM
!!congratulations!!
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: Gone_Away on April 14, 2003, 05:15:43 PM
Kiss your sex-life good-bye.. hehe  :lol:
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on April 14, 2003, 05:31:59 PM
are u gunna post us a pic of the big day  :squarewink:
Title: Application for compassionate leave.
Post by: A Twig on April 15, 2003, 10:12:21 AM
Good luck mate, congratulations an' all. Yeah do post some piccies an' everything!
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