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Title: Newbie
Post by: Aga on July 10, 2002, 06:23:48 PM

Hi all.

Met some of you already on your server, got whipped by most of you already (except for that Frenzy fellow - the only one I can kill).

Your server's like a breath of fresh air in a room full of brussel sprout farts. I hope you all don't mind if I hang out a bit.

Title: Newbie
Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on July 10, 2002, 06:37:56 PM

Welcome. had some good games, im alway happy to welcome someone who can kill off Frenzy before he fills my sorry corpse with 20 rounds from an ak, next time we will send you out first.

Title: Newbie
Post by: Gandalf on July 10, 2002, 07:38:15 PM

dude, with a metallic exterior like that, how do you die ?!! :lol:

Title: Newbie
Post by: Aga on July 10, 2002, 08:14:53 PM

Hi Gandalf.

I tend to paint myself black when on a special ops mission and blend into the shadows. If you need a taget killed who spends alot of time in the kitchen, then I'm your man.

:lol:

Title: Newbie
Post by: Tutonic on July 10, 2002, 08:18:58 PM

ell0r

Title: Newbie
Post by: sheepy on July 11, 2002, 09:13:41 AM

Quotesomeone who can kill off Frenzy before he fills my sorry corpse with 20 rounds from an ak.

20 rounds he only ever uses 5 on un low lifes

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 11, 2002, 12:26:25 PM

5 rounds for you maybe..... how much lead does it take to fill a monkey?

answers on a postcard

Title: Newbie
Post by: Rad_Man on July 11, 2002, 01:49:43 PM

Hey aga_man hope u enjoy our hospitality

Title: Newbie
Post by: Rad_Man on July 11, 2002, 01:50:16 PM

none because they are made of brass!!!!

Title: Newbie
Post by: FBG on July 12, 2002, 09:31:15 AM

HI, i have to agree with Aga in that its a breath of fresh air playing on your server. Shame to walk in the first game with a bunch of guys TKing each other, but impressed by the speed at which they were kicked.

Looking forward to learning something new and enjoying a good team played game.

Death to frag whores ;-)

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 12, 2002, 10:38:49 AM

hhhmmm beeeer.

Title: Newbie
Post by: DogMeat on July 12, 2002, 10:40:23 AM

I can only apologise for that. That was the first time we've had dickheads like that on Meat Hook.

After all the effort they went through to get on the server they got themselves permanently banned in a few minutes.

There is no appeal procedure. I don't have the time or inclination to argue over someone else's view of how we should run our server.

For normal PCS players and newcomers, this won't even be an issue - the admins know enough about CS gameplay to tell the difference between mistakes and deliberate attempts at disruption.

Title: Newbie
Post by: OldBloke on July 12, 2002, 10:41:27 AM

Quotehhhmmm beeeer.

Could be jelly. Need an expert. /me shouts

Gandalf?

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 12, 2002, 11:43:26 AM

my God, you've had some pretty funky jelly in your time eh?

either that or some damn weird beer :lol:

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 12, 2002, 11:44:28 AM

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After all the effort they went through to get on the server they got themselves permanently banned in a few minutes.

Nice one Guard Doggers.

See? how many servers you know of that have their own rabid guard K9? :lol:

Title: Newbie
Post by: Gandalf on July 12, 2002, 01:15:16 PM

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Quotehhhmmm beeeer.

Could be jelly. Need an expert. /me shouts

Gandalf?[/b]

Nahh, that's definatly beer. Though I've brewed some beer that was thicker than jelly before now! :lol:

Title: hummm beer
Post by: FBG on July 12, 2002, 01:35:06 PM

and contrary to popular belief i dont regulary drink 8 pints. Ive only done that once, and needless to say i was very ill for a month. :oops:

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 12, 2002, 04:51:04 PM

better ask the resident expert on that topic.... sheepy, any comments? :lol:

Title: Newbie
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on July 14, 2002, 12:13:31 PM

oh no not another newb.......yes its me and the apple would like to say it will be fun :D

can i too now be someones bitch just like smite

Title: Newbie
Post by: sheepy on July 14, 2002, 03:12:29 PM

8 pints in a night is easy. u soft nancy boy.

Title: nancy boy
Post by: FBG on July 15, 2002, 10:12:36 AM

Well my stature doesn't allow for me to drink 8 pints and get away with it, especially as it was a drinking game, and only 2 hours. Plus the son of a bitch next to me poored a jack daniels in my last pint, that just made me sick.

Still, explaining to some students how to put on a condom was one of the highlites of the evening, well for my friends. I dont remember that bit at all.

Title: Newbie
Post by: DonkeyCheeseGrater on July 15, 2002, 04:34:32 PM

mmmmmm....... 8 pints of Jack Daniels.

:oops:

Title: Newbie
Post by: smite on July 15, 2002, 05:07:20 PM

I would just like to say a warm welcome to JonnyAppleSeed into the dMw clan......

(Why the Fk they invited you i have no idea in my personal oppinion i think you are crap and dont deserve to walk in the spittle produced from my mouth.... 8O ....Nah go on ill let ya, carefull it may be sticky :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Welcome old GRANNY SMITH seed

Title: Newbie
Post by: smite on July 15, 2002, 05:59:13 PM

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can i too now be someones bitch just like smite

Yep u r mine :twisted:

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 15, 2002, 06:54:10 PM

Wow he's my Bitche's bitch :roll:

Title: Newbie
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on July 15, 2002, 08:06:40 PM

i dont do any second level bitching ......smite's bitch is ok for a start but i am looking for a real Man

Title: Newbie
Post by: smite on July 15, 2002, 08:53:40 PM

Oy bitch speak when spoken to :wink:

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 15, 2002, 08:59:57 PM

oi! same to you biach! :smokin:

Title: Newbie
Post by: smite on July 15, 2002, 09:55:28 PM

Sorry massssster my humblest appologies

Oy Jonny bitch fetch the gimp.... :twisted:

Title: Newbie
Post by: OldBloke on July 15, 2002, 10:55:11 PM

Stop this bitching.

Title: Newbie
Post by: Stryker on July 15, 2002, 11:06:43 PM

If seniority truley does come with age.... I guess thats told the lot of us :lol:

Title: bitches
Post by: FBG on July 16, 2002, 09:15:08 AM

so whos the grandady pimp bitch

Title: Newbie
Post by: smite on July 16, 2002, 10:03:10 AM

that would be doggers 8)

Title: Newbie
Post by: FatBob on July 16, 2002, 11:29:17 AM

:x :x hi johnny y'all can be my bitch :twisted: :twisted: you sure got a purdy mouth !! 8O

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