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Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: Stryker on February 14, 2007, 07:19:12 PM

While reading the forums I noticed these instructions written on the back of my aircon remote.... classic!! anyone else got any strange chinglish instructions to appliances?

"Use two pieces of AAA/1.5V alkaline cells."
"Please take out all cells if device don't be used long time."
"Please replace all cells simultaneously by new ones if necessary."
"After replaced, please short the 'RESET' button a while, then you can use device easily."

ooh those funny china men :lmfao:

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: Eternaluk on February 14, 2007, 07:30:08 PM

Quote from: Stryker;177332While reading the forums I noticed these instructions written on the back of my aircon remote.... classic!! anyone else got any strange chinglish instructions to appliances?

"Use two pieces of AAA/1.5V alkaline cells."
"Please take out all cells if device don't be used long time."
"Please replace all cells simultaneously by new ones if necessary."
"After replaced, please short the 'RESET' button a while, then you can use device easily."

ooh those funny china men :lmfao:

. . . Heheheheheh

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: Blunt on February 14, 2007, 08:01:50 PM

my Toyota Tercel had instuctions for the gears...

QuoteFor change 4WD in straightaway position

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: Stryker on February 15, 2007, 01:17:14 PM

I blamed china but I think its korean.... the language used in the second instruction gave it away... note the reference to "long time" that suggest ling-poh the prostitute from .... "full metal jacket"? made the translation.

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: Neff on February 16, 2007, 09:05:32 AM

Quote from: Stryker;177400I blamed china but I think its korean.... the language used in the second instruction gave it away... note the reference to "long time" that suggest ling-poh the prostitute from .... "full metal jacket"? made the translation.

Hahahhahaha!

Saw a pack of blank cd's with "BURNING CDES" all over it:b

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: DuVeL on February 23, 2007, 09:25:34 AM

(http://www.marksfridayfunnies.com/pics/mark105.jpg)

(http://www.marksfridayfunnies.com/pics/mark34.jpg)

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: delanvital on February 23, 2007, 11:45:55 AM

Quote from: DuVeL;178274

:roflmao:

Like the one sheepy and I have seen before:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tristao/177652422/

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: BigFatCat on February 23, 2007, 01:29:11 PM

There's a local firm of builders near me, I really don't fancy using their services though for some strange reason.

(http://www.bjchampion.co.uk/images/SCAFFOLD.gif)

Title: On the topic of broken english
Post by: DuVeL on February 23, 2007, 01:34:27 PM

:lmfao:
Nice 1 BFC
(http://www.interestingideas.com/roadside/names/IMG_9966.jpg)

Another funny thing I found:
(http://www.wordlab.com/images/PsychoPath.jpg)

Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Stryker on February 14, 2007, 07:19:12 PM