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Title: Fair cop
Post by: Doorman on February 16, 2007, 07:13:24 PM

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Penfold on February 16, 2007, 08:44:57 PM

:lmfao:

LOL good one

PEN

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Jewelz^ on February 16, 2007, 10:28:58 PM

lol :roflmao:

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Whitey on February 17, 2007, 12:07:58 AM

Nice one :roflmao:

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Bastet on February 17, 2007, 12:24:14 AM

Master, very nice :roflmao:

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Bk on February 17, 2007, 12:24:25 AM

Classic, cracks me up every time :rolleyes:

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Eternaluk on February 17, 2007, 12:31:00 AM

Hahah, T'at's brilliant.

Title: Fair cop
Post by: DuVeL on February 17, 2007, 01:28:59 AM

Go Ron, did you see ComedyNight or such??

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Dingo on February 17, 2007, 02:07:38 AM

Ron, you've told that joke for the past ten years....amd it's still funny:devil:

Title: Fair cop
Post by: sheepy on February 19, 2007, 11:06:49 AM

nice to be reminded of Rons fav joke

Title: Fair cop
Post by: Luminance on February 19, 2007, 12:04:09 PM

Quote from: Dingo;177690Ron, you've told that joke for the past ten years....amd it's still funny:devil:

Respect :blink:

Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Doorman on February 16, 2007, 07:13:24 PM