-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Ukranian women bumps into the Chelsea first team squad in a nightclub. She approaches John Terry & asks for his autograph. She duly pops out her left tit, which he signs. She asks Drogba for the same, drops out her right tit & he signs it. She asks Mourinho for his autograph, drops her knickers & shows her fanny to him. To which he said “**** off! The last time i signed a Ukranian c**t it cost me 30 million quid!”
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I guess you have to be a chealsea/fotball fan? I didn't get it :eyebrow:
Mourinho = coach
Shevchenko = transfer of 30 mil.
problem is shevchenko cant score @ chealse and shevchenko is a Ukranian....
omg i just axplained a joke:sideways:
Figured it might be something like that.. But not really following football anymore :rolleyes:
Quote from: noevra;178888Mourinho = coach
Shevchenko = transfer of 30 mil.
problem is cant score @ chealse and shevchenko is a Ukranian....
omg i just axplained a joke:sideways:
Quoteshevchenko
Chelsea
League
Appearances: 24 (6 as sub)
Goals: 3
Yellow cards: 1
Red cards: 0
FA Cup
Appearances: 3 (1 as sub)
Goals: 2
Yellow cards: 1
Red cards: 0
League Cup
Appearances: 4 (0 as sub)
Goals: 3
Yellow cards: 0
Red cards: 0
Euro Cups
Appearances: 6 (1 as sub)
Goals: 2
Yellow cards: 0
Red cards: 0
AC Milan
League
Appearances: 207 (14 as sub)
Goals: 126
Yellow cards: 9
Red cards: 0
Euro Cups
Appearances: 68 (1 as sub)
Goals: 36
Yellow cards: 5
Red cards: 0
Dynamo Kiev
Euro Cups
Appearances: 8 (0 as sub)
Goals: 8
Yellow cards: 0
Red cards: 0
That's 10 goals in 36 appearances(8 as sub) for Chelsea =
1 goal in every 3.6 games
QuoteFrank Lampard
Chelsea
League
Appearances: 213 (4 as sub)
Goals: 60
Yellow cards: 20
Red cards: 1
FA Cup
Appearances: 27 (4 as sub)
Goals: 8
Yellow cards: 2
Red cards: 0
League Cup
Appearances: 22 (8 as sub)
Goals: 5
Yellow cards: 2
Red cards: 0
Euro Cups
Appearances: 46 (2 as sub)
Goals: 13
Yellow cards: 7
Red cards: 0
Swansea
League
Appearances: 9 (1 as sub)
Goals: 1
Yellow cards: 0
Red cards: 0
West Ham
League
Appearances: 148 (15 as sub)
Goals: 24
Yellow cards: 17
Red cards: 0
FA Cup
Appearances: 13 (0 as sub)
Goals: 2
Yellow cards: 1
Red cards: 0
League Cup
Appearances: 16 (1 as sub)
Goals: 9
Yellow cards: 1
Red cards: 0
Euro Cups
Appearances: 10 (0 as sub)
Goals: 4
Yellow cards: 1
Red cards: 0
That's 86 goals in 308 appearances(18 as sub) for Chelsea =
1 goal every 3.58 matches 3.5813953488372093023255813953488 to be precise:sideways:
Not a great deal of difference between them really is there?
OMG...I just Fisked a joke:sideways:
Hmm interesting word, Fisked, pulled out some dictionaries, with no luck.
Then i tried wikipedia and voilá. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisking)
It really has some history :O
Glad to be the bringer of new words:D
although, in the long-run it's probably ungood:sideways: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspeak)