Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: DrSteam on March 02, 2007, 02:36:15 PM

Title: My missus
Post by: DrSteam on March 02, 2007, 02:36:15 PM
Last night my missus came down in her nighty and purred 'come upstairs and tie me up, then do what you want'!
 Needless to say I legged it upstairs, tied her to the bed then ran back downstairs and played Counterstrike for a whole 2 hours uninterrupted. :yahoo:
Title: My missus
Post by: Nefertem on March 02, 2007, 02:37:42 PM
:lmfao:
Title: My missus
Post by: DuVeL on March 02, 2007, 02:39:14 PM
Next time say you want to play "Hide and seek"...:flirty:
Title: My missus
Post by: spiritus on March 02, 2007, 02:47:46 PM
she said do what you want..guess she was dissapointed.. wondering how she reacted when you un-tied her :ranting2:
hehe.. We who are about to die salute you!
Title: My missus
Post by: Eternaluk on March 02, 2007, 03:01:24 PM
Quote from: DuVeL;179209Next time say you want to play "Hide and seek"...:flirty:

Don't you think she'd catch on after about 20 minutes of, "Oh where could she be" *All goes silent.*
 "Are you going to find me?!"
*Still silence*
*Opens door*
"Your still on there, and you were ment to be looking for me!"

I think tying her up would be better, but She kinda instantly catches on. If ya know what I mean. :norty:  :lmfao:
Title: My missus
Post by: Sithvid on March 02, 2007, 03:59:16 PM
How can she wash up, and cook your tea tied up ? :roflmao:
hope to see you on meathook later
Title: My missus
Post by: Bastet on March 02, 2007, 04:11:53 PM
:roflmao: nice one, though id watch for low flying rolling pins and the likes now :rolleyes:
Title: My missus
Post by: Jamoe on March 02, 2007, 04:32:34 PM
You should have blindfolded her and gone back in between rounds (deaths) just to tease. She would never have known. ;)

btw I haven't tried this!
Title: My missus
Post by: DrSteam on March 02, 2007, 06:49:32 PM
Quote from: spiritus;179211she said do what you want..guess she was dissapointed.. wondering how she reacted when you un-tied her

I haven't untied her yet  ..... :devil:
Title: My missus
Post by: Bob on March 02, 2007, 08:07:05 PM
Just remember to feed here from time to time, and also put a bucket by here side, in case she starts to "leak"...

Think you'll have many happy days playing CS ahead of you than :flirty:
Title: My missus
Post by: Bastet on March 03, 2007, 12:32:19 AM
Quote from: Jamoe;179231You should have blindfolded her and gone back in between rounds (deaths) just to tease. She would never have known. ;)
 
btw I haven't tried this!

You seam to know very well how it works though :narnar: the hard thing would be to run back and forth between rounds, youll rack up a lot of mileage that way (and still unable to play in peace) :narnar: