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Title: The Danish language
Post by: delanvital on March 17, 2007, 10:17:07 AM
Norwegian comedians making fun of the Danish language (from norwegian television). Mostly a joke for the Scandinavians here who can get by in Scandinavia and make out how god damn wasted their words are:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Title: The Danish language
Post by: DuVeL on March 17, 2007, 12:29:27 PM
I know a bit Danish:
-Hvordan gar det mit dir
 
And this sentence which is a bit wel ehrm...:rolleyes:
-Knepper i kokkenet (
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2007, 06:17:14 PM
Those guys are just great - awesome show :yahoo:

@Duvel: you might wanna work on your danish - "mit dir" is Deutsch at least, and "knepper i kokkenet", not even sure where you want with that one :g:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Nefertem on March 18, 2007, 02:47:58 PM
Although the words were deutsh he got the meaning right :)

And the other one? 'Knepper i kokkenet' well.. thats just plain naughty Duvel :D

If it hadn't been for the subtitles/english I wouldn't have understood anything.. But it reminds me of me shopping in Oslo :lmfao:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: DuVeL on March 18, 2007, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: Nefertem;181678Although the words were deutsh he got the meaning right :)
 
And the other one? 'Knepper i kokkenet' well.. thats just plain naughty Duvel :D
 
If it hadn't been for the subtitles/english I wouldn't have understood anything.. But it reminds me of me shopping in Oslo :lmfao:

A while a go in my previous clan there was a Danish guy.
I probably messed up a few words but he learned me a couple.
 
*Me wonders how shopping in Oslo goes...
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Le Rouge on March 18, 2007, 10:18:03 PM
This come to show the Swedish Chef (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9oyr_MKABY) was right! (they all sound the same anyhow :D )
Title: The Danish language
Post by: spiritus on March 19, 2007, 12:13:27 PM
shopping in oslo is like being in sweden or somethings.. atleast if you go to a caffee bar or something. think there is like 20-50 norwegians left in oslo.
the king even got danish blood.
:taz:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Nefertem on March 19, 2007, 12:49:27 PM
Well the king-part isn't that surprising.. I mean.. during the last 500-800 years the royal families have been marrying cross-border, which through those many generations actually would make the european royalties one big group of inbreeds :g:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: spiritus on March 19, 2007, 01:39:06 PM
so thats why i gotta get a aproval from the king if i wanna marry my cousin??
:taz:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: DuVeL on March 19, 2007, 02:32:40 PM
Quote from: spiritus;181808so thats why i gotta get a aproval from the king if i wanna marry my cousin??
:taz:

Is she good looking? Pictures please and does she have a twinsister?
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2007, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: DuVeL;181816Is she good looking? Pictures please and does she have a twinsister?
Hey, careful there Duvel. She is related to Spiritus (and any twin sister of heres would be so as well), and you don't wanna touch that :narnar:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Gorion on March 28, 2007, 06:45:33 PM
Quote from: spiritus;181808so thats why i gotta get a aproval from the king if i wanna marry my cousin??
:taz:

 
i want a pic ^_^
 
 
DK aint tourist friendly!
 
mcdonalds counter ppl talk to you in danish, i was like wth O.o
signs in danish
the train ticket thingy, in danish
its Bloody expensive! (with the price of a .25l water bottle there, ide buy a sixpack of 2.5ltrs water here..)
 
was lucky tho, had norwegians/danish with me ^_^ i did learn one thing tho, uh was it tik or tak?
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Nefertem on March 28, 2007, 07:36:18 PM
Well ofc the counterpeople talk danish.. They're danish, and so is most other people in Denmark, and they can't tell who is a tourist and not.. Unless you mean they refused to talk english to you at all, then you were just unlucky and got some of the stupid ones..

And the water? meh.. Drink tap water, so much cheaper and just as clean :flirty:

But stuff is more expensive in Norway :doh:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: delanvital on March 28, 2007, 08:10:44 PM
Uhm... AFAIK from Lonelyplanet etc. Danes are notorius for switching to English all the time. To the frustration of the foreigners trying to learn Danish... I work in an Italian company and they are quite ****ed about it. Some of them attend Danish classes but when they try and talk it in Copenhagen Danes recognise the difficulties and swap to English... Heck, I know I do.

Edit: Pricey? Extremely... :(
Edit2: Yeah Norway is even worse... :blink:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: DuVeL on March 28, 2007, 11:04:13 PM
Yes, but you people have loads of good looking blondes....:woot2:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: spiritus on March 29, 2007, 09:19:29 AM
we so do have DuVeL :D
wish i could taint em all :dribble:
but, seriusly.. we have more than just blonds here... we got fjords, waterfalls and a wonderfull nature... ehhmmm.. :flirty:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Nefertem on March 29, 2007, 09:33:45 AM
Quote from: spiritus;182902we so do have DuVeL :D
wish i could taint em all :dribble:
...gibberish... blonds ...gibberish...  :flirty:
:withstupid:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: DuVeL on March 29, 2007, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: Nefertem;182906:withstupid:
:lmfao: Nice 1 Nef
The bad thing is: you also have expensive alcoholic drinks. Otherwise you'd have an excellent holiday vacation
Title: The Danish language
Post by: spiritus on March 29, 2007, 11:21:31 AM
but atleast: he doesn't need to drink the girls hot :dribble:
and who said you need to drink to do stupid things? :flirty:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Gorion on March 29, 2007, 11:30:59 AM
like those security that chased us with cars? :P
 
re girls, oh bloody yeah!
Title: The Danish language
Post by: spiritus on March 29, 2007, 12:03:44 PM
lol.. oh man.. just coz of my winer... or do i remember wrong G? was cinda drunk, if i can remember that.. :taz:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Nefertem on March 29, 2007, 12:19:44 PM
Just because of your what? :ohmy:
Wiener? whining? wine?
Title: The Danish language
Post by: delanvital on March 29, 2007, 12:25:32 PM
Quote from: spiritus;182928lol.. oh man.. just coz of my winer... or do i remember wrong G? was cinda drunk, if i can remember that.. :taz:

B°K is probably going to refer to the cold I have - again - but talking about your weenie and not remembering anything because you were drunk? :blink:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: spiritus on March 29, 2007, 12:29:26 PM
hey! beer is cheaper in denmark then in norway.. i blame the danish ppl :woot2:
Title: The Danish language
Post by: Gorion on March 29, 2007, 12:50:30 PM
Quote from: spiritus;182928lol.. oh man.. just coz of my winer... or do i remember wrong G? was cinda drunk, if i can remember that.. :taz:

yeah we btoh were watering the plants @the museum, were the car garage is :P
Title: The Danish language
Post by: spiritus on March 29, 2007, 12:55:05 PM
was a nice trip.. and they sell "Spunk" in wending machines :woot2: