Barvarian men might want to rethink thier annual Oktoberfest revels in light of a new study.
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis reavealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumtion. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned!!:devil: :) .
Old joke but still a good one, keep them coming.
Long time no see Dingo!
Quote from: BlueBall;184039Long time no see Dingo!
Ah you know, eating babies keeps me busy:devil: :D
Quote from: Dingo;184048Ah you know, eating babies keeps me busy:devil: :D
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English humour, bit like saying Getafe will win the Primera Liga one day!!:roflmao: ......A Dingo was supposed to have taken a baby from a couple camping in the Australian Outback some years ago, but they were charged with murdering their baby, later commuted as experts believed that a Dingo could indeed be responsible. Henceforth if you can prove that a Dingo resides in your neighbourhood, the baby disappearance should always hold up as a possible defence.
Of course, if you were Spanish (Sevilla) or Italian (Roma), you could mitigate this argument by saying that the local football fans (and Police)were Wolves, and it was they, and not the poor maligned Dingo, that were responsible.................
Damn the press, they are just so insensitive, especially when it comes to eating babies!!:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
I think ignoring him would be a good idea, talking to him seems to Boost the chance of him talking rubbish, ( Or not rubbish, as the case may be. )
o'course, that wont work on me. >:=)
Quote from: Eternaluk;184108I think ignoring him would be a good idea, talking to him seems to Boost the chance of him talking rubbish, ( Or not rubbish, as the case may be. )
o'course, that wont work on me. >:=)
I think the best thing in this case would be to ignore all of you lads here.
*walks off whistling and looking the other way*:whistling2:
excellent joke :D
Quote from: Eternaluk;184108I think ignoring him would be a good idea, talking to him seems to Boost the chance of him talking rubbish, ( Or not rubbish, as the case may be. )
o'course, that wont work on me. >:=)
And to whom may you be referring may one ask?
Quote from: Dingo;184099English humour, bit like saying Getafe will win the Primera Liga one day!!:roflmao: ......A Dingo was supposed to have taken a baby from a couple camping in the Australian Outback some years ago, but they were charged with murdering their baby, later commuted as experts believed that a Dingo could indeed be responsible. Henceforth if you can prove that a Dingo resides in your neighbourhood, the baby disappearance should always hold up as a possible defence.
Of course, if you were Spanish (Sevilla) or Italian (Roma), you could mitigate this argument by saying that the local football fans (and Police)were Wolves, and it was they, and not the poor maligned Dingo, that were responsible.................
Damn the press, they are just so insensitive, especially when it comes to eating babies!!:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
so, let me gues, you have drunk a lot of beer:narnar: